Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

Landlords be like

That's ☝ right ➑ tenants πŸ‘―, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first πŸ† of the month πŸ—“πŸ—“πŸ—“ so get up 😴 cash πŸ’΅ your πŸ‘‰ checks βœ… and come up πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™ to my door (and give 🎁 me πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό 100% πŸ’― of it ☝)! Rent 🏑 πŸ’Έ is due…

OPPAI POWER

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Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using β€œI pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

I 🐢am 🀀 the😫 last ⏠rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the πŸ…±πŸ‘— horizon πŸ– πŸŒ…, painting the sky πŸ•πŸ” in πŸ‘ˆ hues of orange and πŸ‘¦πŸ‘ purple 🎨. I πŸβ™€ sit πŸ’Ί alone 😀 in πŸ••πŸ‘ my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded πŸ’« by πŸš— empty πŸ“¦πŸ“¦ Mountain πŸ” Dew 🌫 cans πŸ€” πŸ₯€, each…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🀘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. πŸ’¨πŸš¬πŸ˜­

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🀘 Don’t play…

“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Surprised pika

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We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨πŸ’₯ Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎀 is an icon in decline! πŸ“‰πŸ‘Ž It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about πŸ€”πŸ§, at levels you’ve never seen πŸš€πŸŒŒ, because the numbers πŸ“Š I’m talking about πŸ“ˆπŸ“‰πŸ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax πŸƒπŸŽ­. Everybody knows πŸ€·β€β™...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2️⃣ reduce πŸ›‘ the number #️⃣ of πŸ“₯ requests πŸ“‰ and to 2️⃣ encourage πŸ†™ more πŸ†• OC πŸ’‘, please 😠use a service πŸ€– like ChatGPT πŸ€– or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request πŸ“ and let them do their ✨ magic πŸͺ„,…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. IΒ made big profits when itΒ shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

Tower

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breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Kunai

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Ninja Bag

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Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A EvoluΓ§Γ£o de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que Γ‰ o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades NotΓ‘veis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A VersΓ£o Longa e DramΓ‘ticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A VersΓ£o SarcΓ‘sticaVariante 6: A VersΓ£o CientΓ­ficaEventos e...

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! 😍 He is πŸ’¦πŸ‘ coming πŸ† with the 🎁⏰ clouds! β›…πŸŒ€ And πŸ‘πŸ˜€ every πŸš«πŸ‘ eye πŸ‘ shall be πŸ»πŸ’„ blind with πŸ‘ his glory! πŸ˜‡ Every πŸ’― ear πŸ‘‚πŸ‘‚ shall πŸ”“πŸŽ‰ be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😀 hear πŸ”ŠπŸ‘‚ the thunder of πŸ’ΏπŸ’¦ his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. πŸ˜…πŸ“°πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦β“πŸ˜¬βž‘οΈπŸ˜†βœ‰οΈπŸš€πŸ’₯ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "Β©" or...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

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just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment πŸ₯‚πŸ˜β€πŸ’¨

Sus?

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Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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I πŸ‘ˆ still πŸ˜‹πŸ˜½ see your 🀴 shadows πŸ•Ά in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t πŸ’¦ take back the 🍦 love ❣❀ that I πŸ˜‹ gave you It’s to πŸ‘…πŸ˜ˆ the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I πŸ’°πŸ˜Ž hate πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘ you πŸ’¦πŸ‘ˆ And I 😩😁 cannot πŸ‘Š change πŸ”„πŸ‘š you, πŸ’¦πŸ‘‰ so πŸ˜„ I πŸ™‹πŸ‘€ must πŸ’°πŸ˜Ύ replace πŸ‘± you (oh) 🐦

I πŸ‘ˆ still πŸ˜‹πŸ˜½ see your 🀴 shadows πŸ•Ά in my room 🏠🏚 Can't πŸ’¦ take back the 🍦 love ❣❀ that I πŸ˜‹ gave you It's to πŸ‘…πŸ˜ˆ the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I πŸ’°πŸ˜Ž hate πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘ you πŸ’¦πŸ‘ˆ And I 😩😁 cannot πŸ‘Š change πŸ”„πŸ‘š…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

Just why πŸ€”

[ Why πŸ€” is 🀨 there 🧐 an emoji πŸ˜‚ for poop πŸ’© but no emoji β­• for pee πŸ’¦(🟑)

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

πŸ’ͺ⛓️‍πŸ’₯Steiner MathπŸ“šπŸ“

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among us

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gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the PokΓ©mon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…