I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ“๐Ÿ˜ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "ยฉ" or...

Texas A&M

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโขโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโ โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฉโก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโก†โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โขโก‡โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โ โ ‡โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ...

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Tower

[ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

Iโ€™m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. Iโ€™m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for itโ€ฆ even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itโ€™s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canโ€™t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canโ€™t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Trump about Taylor Swift

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Unpopular Taylor Swift ๐ŸŽค is an icon in decline! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž Itโ€™s like, and you know who Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง, at levels youโ€™ve never seen ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ, because the numbers ๐Ÿ“Š Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽญ. Everybody knows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™...

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2๏ธโƒฃ reduce ๐Ÿ›‘ the number #๏ธโƒฃ of ๐Ÿ“ฅ requests ๐Ÿ“‰ and to 2๏ธโƒฃ encourage ๐Ÿ†™ more ๐Ÿ†• OC ๐Ÿ’ก, please ๐Ÿ˜ฎ use a service ๐Ÿค– like ChatGPT ๐Ÿค– or Emojify ๐ŸŽจ or GetEmoji ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ to 2๏ธโƒฃ write โœ๏ธ your request ๐Ÿ“ and let them do their โœจ magic ๐Ÿช„,…

“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

WAKE UP

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โ €โ €...

Ninja Bag

. โŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏ | | | | ใ€‡ | | |_______________|____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didnโ€™t get hurt. He also made…

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. ลปaล‚ujฤ™, ลผe nie mogฤ™ byฤ‡ z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzฤ™gล‚o mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okล‚adziny. Zebraliล›my siฤ™, by uczciฤ‡ wielki dzieล„. Dziล› wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciฤ™ลผka praca. ลšwiat odwrรณciล‚ siฤ™ od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

Help

Can anyone๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝhelp me with this emoji ๐Ÿ˜€ movie๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿฟriddle ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”? ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”

๐Ÿ’ชโ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅSteiner Math๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“

You know๐Ÿค” they say๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ all men๐Ÿ‘ฌ are created equal๐ŸŸฐ but you ๐Ÿ‘€look at me and you look๐Ÿ‘€ at somoan joe๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆง you know that statement๐Ÿ‘Ž is not๐Ÿšซ true๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ. See๐Ÿ™ˆ normally๐Ÿค“ if you go 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธon 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธwith another wrestler๐Ÿคผyou got a 50/50๐Ÿ’ฏ chanceโš–...

SUS

[ โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ ใ…ค โ € โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ ใ…ค โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โ...

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

I ๐Ÿถam ๐Ÿคค the๐Ÿ˜ซ last โฎ rizzler ๐ŸŒŠ in Ohio ๐Ÿ˜ผ

[ Ohio's sun dips below the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘— horizon ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŒ…, painting the sky ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ” in ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hues of orange and ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ purple ๐ŸŽจ. I ๐Ÿโ™€ sit ๐Ÿ’บ alone ๐Ÿ˜ค in ๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ‘ my dimly lit ๐ŸŒŒ basement, surrounded ๐Ÿ’ซ by ๐Ÿš— empty ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ“ฆ Mountain ๐Ÿ” Dew ๐ŸŒซ cans ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿฅค, each…

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

A internet รฉ um verdadeiro campo de diversรฃo para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentรกrios divertidos ร s interaรงรตes diรกrias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de lรญngua portuguesa รฉ o "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo". Es...

can i๐Ÿฅบ pls๐Ÿฅฒ get one for sean p diddy puff๐Ÿ’จ daddy combs getting arrested ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

just saw heโ€™s been arrested following a grand jury indictment ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can’t ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It’s to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š you, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ so ๐Ÿ˜„ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ must ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜พ replace ๐Ÿ‘ฑ you (oh) ๐Ÿฆ

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It's to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š…

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinkerโ€™s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซก๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ขโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜...

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

Sus?

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚...