I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

I ðŸ¶am 🤤 the😫 last â® rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🖠🌅, painting the sky ðŸ•🔠in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👠purple 🎨. I ðŸâ™€ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👠my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🔠Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…

REQUEST: Make your own OC

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Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧠an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔ðŸ§, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax ðŸƒðŸŽ­. Everybody knows 🤷â€â™...

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

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Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

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We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

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Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

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Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it†as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! 😠He is 💦👠coming 🆠with the ðŸŽâ° clouds! ⛅🌤 And ðŸ‘😤 every 🚫👠eye 👠shall be ðŸ»ðŸ’„ blind with 👠his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...

Tower

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reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

September 🌆 Requests 🙠Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙠should ðŸ›ï¸ go 🚶 into 🇳2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 requests ðŸ™ðŸ™ thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta ðŸ can 🥫 be ðŸ…±ï¸ submitted 💾 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 👠a…

Help

Can anyone🧑ðŸ¾ðŸ‘¨ðŸ¿ðŸ‘±ðŸ½ðŸ‘©ðŸ½â€ðŸ¦³ðŸ§”ðŸ½help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 ðŸ¿riddle 🤷ðŸ½â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤”? 🥣ðŸðŸ”

can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅ðŸ˜ðŸ¤·â€â™€ï¸

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮â€ðŸ’¨

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can’t 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) ðŸ¦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can't 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨â€ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ‘§â€ðŸ‘¦â“😬➡ï¸ðŸ˜†âœ‰ï¸ðŸš€ðŸ’¥ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...

💪⛓ï¸â€ðŸ’¥Steiner Math📚ðŸ“

You know🤔 they sayðŸ—£ï¸ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joeðŸ©ðŸ¦§ you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅â€â™‚ï¸âŒ. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1ï¸âƒ£â˜ï¸on 1ï¸âƒ£â˜ï¸with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chanceâš–...

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

Landlords be like

That's ☠right âž¡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☠the first 🆠of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎠me 👨â€ðŸ’¼ 100% 💯 of it â˜)! Rent 🡠💸 is due…

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

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Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

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the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Ninja Bag

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Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Sus?

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gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!