2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

💪⛓️‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

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Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🤷‍â™...

WAKE UP

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I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Stonetoss Amogus

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Sus?

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我不是中国人

for 🍆♿ every 👏 upvote, i will 💧 send 📨 this 🖖👇 to ➡ the chinese 😕😕 governments email 动态网自由门天安门天安门法轮功李洪志Free Tibet 六四天安门事件The ❄ Tiananmen Square protests 😱 of 1989 天安门大屠杀The Tiananmen Square Massacre 🔪 å...

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

Kunai

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The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

SUS

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Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?

A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

Surprised pika

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Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

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Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

Help

Can anyone🧑🏾👨🏿👱🏽👩🏽‍🦳🧔🏽help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔? 🥣🐝🔍

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2️⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #️⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2️⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request 📝 and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

OPPAI POWER

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POWER

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Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧐 an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷‍♀️

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮‍💨

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.