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How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was not intended as a solution, but with an honest assessment on my part as the DM, I had to concede that it could work as a possible answer. Now, whenever my party hits a roadblock, that’s usually their first go to. I’m fine with a hefty amount of silliness in my campaigns, but at this point it’s getting a little stale. I make them roll CON checks, and force a cooldown between attempts, but even then between the 5 of them they find ways to keep it going. Any thoughts? Any puzzle suggestions I could use that would punish them if they tried to whip it out? To their credit, they’re usually very good about regulating it to isolated dungeons and not public areas, so having the city guards intervene is unfortunately out. Thanks in advance for the help! Edit: Just to specify based on some of the comments, my players are good, chill, dudes. We have a lot of fun playing together and I’m grateful they’re engaging with the game in a way that’s fun for them. I have no interest in getting new players as we’re all irl friends lol. Was hoping to receive some advice more along the lines of clever or silly suggestions to match their antics, and have already been suggested some great ones! To y’all who have suggested I talk to them out of game, I appreciate you, but thought I’d make this edit to clarify Edit 2: No, I’m not going to pee on them Edit 3: Since it keeps getting asked regarding the previous puzzles (y’all can decide if they’re valid or not). Copied from a comment I made below: The first one they used pee for was to find the pathing for an invisible walkway over a large chasm. I had it all set up in a desert temple (surrounded by sand) and figured they’d go for a Last Crusade type beat and sprinkle some sand or throw something out into the void and figure out the solution that way. Unfortunately for me, they never considered an invisible pathway and opted for peeing into the void as a form of rebellion and expressing frustration with the “puzzle”. Guy rolled a 18 on his CON and the party were surprised when they noticed some of his urine “floating” in mid air. Second time was a riddle that basically the answer/solution was to get the door wet to unlock it. I set up a well in the center of the room. Also I gave them a riddle and some clues that hinted towards that being the key. Party never solved the riddle, but peed on the door in frustration. Boom. Puzzle solved

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never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts.

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Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer got its gnawer friends and went together into a big blob and they all hit the griddy on me and I got so scared that I pooped and farted and peed. Later I asked mother horse eyes how to get rid of gnawers and she disappeared. I asked the police but they but me in a white pillow room with gnawers that keep biting me so hard (You know what else is hard?) it hurts so much make it stop. They bit my balls then I shot rubber at them and they all fell over and died. The end.

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[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeline, something catastrophic happened to the dairy industry. The most dairy ever featured in the main timeline that I can think of were the 11 sheep in Super Mario Odyssey, 6 of which were well protected in Mushroom Kingdom territory. Milk would be a luxury in the main timeline due to the scarcity of farm creatures. Toads don’t lactate, Shy Guys don’t lactate, Koopas don’t lactate, and goombas don’t lactate. However, there is an exception in some of the spin-offs. You see in Mario Kart Wii that dairy farms like Moo Moo Meadows are flourishing, and in Mario Kart Tour, we can see German Luigi holding a sausage which presumably is made of beef. None of the Paper Mario games are canonical, so I won’t discuss their markets or diets. Mario Golf World Tour has plenty of sheep; Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games takes place in the real world where the dairy industry is fine; Luigi’s Mansion has featured cheese on multiple occasions; Mario Party 2 features Western Land where 4 bottles of milk can be purchased for a total of 20 coins; et cetera. What do all these games have in common? Bowser doesn’t kidnap peach. Bowser wants his children to grow and become stronger, and in the main timeline, he can’t use the power stars since he has only ever acquired 7 grand stars in his entire career (not enough to accommodate himself and 8 children). He can’t use mushrooms, because those don’t work on the Koopalings (Super Mario Maker 2 isn’t canon). The only way he can boost the strength of his children is using milk. In the spin-offs, he can just buy the milk legally; Bowser’s Kingdom is at peace. In the main timeline, though, Bowser has to resort to kidnapping Peach and forcing her to breastfeed his children. Princess Peach’s precious breast milk helps his children to become more powerful, just like what happened to Mario when he raided those kids’ refrigerator. Remember the fan comic of Bowsette? In the original fan comic, Bowser acquires the super crown and immediately turns away from his evil deeds, his murdering and kidnapping replaced by joking and teasing. That’s because in the Bowsette fanon timeline, Bowsette has breasts, and he can breastfeed his children himself. Bowser can become the mother they never had. Now I know what you’re thinking: Peach can’t lactate because she doesn’t have children! That’s not true: the photographic evidence is right here: [https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643](https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643) Can Bowsette lactate? She is actually a reptile transformed into a humanoid, but it seems that she can: [https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach](https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach) I don’t know if there was something I missed, but it seems clear to me that the developers and writers were at least alluding to Peach breastfeeding Bowser’s children. TL;DR: Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children, but hey, that’s just a theory, a Game Theory!

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an amogus gamer and you know how to get things done. You have the skills and the knowledge to help Rick get that chug jug and get the epic victory royale. So, if you want to help Rick, all you have to do is log on to the game and start searching for a chug jug. If you find one, grab it and give it to Rick. He'll be forever grateful and you'll be the hero of the day. Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. Will you step up and help him get that chug jug and get the epic victory royale?

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unsettling nature, it has persisted as a meme, evolving into various forms and spreading across different platforms.

What is the Vaporeon Copypasta?

The original Vaporeon Copypasta typically begins with the line:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?"

This introductory sentence sets the stage for the rest of the copypasta, which uses pseudo-scientific language and references to Pokémon lore to rationalize disturbing claims. While the text itself is meant to sound logical and scientific, the content remains deeply inappropriate, which is why it’s considered a "creepypasta" or unsettling story in some circles. The text goes on to describe Vaporeon’s size, weight, and other characteristics in a manner that is intended to shock or disturb the reader.

The copypasta first appeared on 4chan’s /vp/ (Pokémon) board around 2018. Its origins can be traced back to the culture of shock humor prevalent on 4chan, where users often create content designed to provoke extreme reactions. Despite—or perhaps because of—its shocking nature, the Vaporeon Copypasta quickly spread to other platforms like Reddit, Tumblr, and even Twitter, where it found new audiences and interpretations.

The Origins: How Did It Start?

The Vaporeon Copypasta first appeared on 4chan’s /vp/ board, a place dedicated to Pokémon discussions. While many copypastas on the platform are created for humor, trolling, or general absurdity, the Vaporeon Copypasta immediately stood out for its explicit nature. Its exact origins are difficult to pinpoint due to the anonymous nature of 4chan posts, but it quickly gained attention and began circulating on the board.

It’s believed that the copypasta was created as a form of shock humor—content designed to provoke an extreme reaction from readers, whether it be laughter, confusion, or disgust. This style of humor is common on 4chan, where users often try to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable or expected in online conversations.

Early Spread and Community Reaction

After its debut on 4chan, the Vaporeon Copypasta began circulating on subreddits such as r/copypasta and r/creepyPMs. Users would often post it as an example of bizarre or unsettling content, and it quickly gained traction as a meme that represented the stranger side of internet fandoms.

While the initial reaction to the copypasta was largely negative, with many readers expressing disgust or disbelief, some users found humor in the absurdity of the content. This led to the creation of numerous parodies and variations that altered the original text to focus on different Pokémon or fictional characters.

Notable Variations of the Vaporeon Copypasta

Original Vaporeon Copypasta

This is the original text that started it all:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3 feet and 3 inches tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human dks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide ns, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact: If you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human d. Ungodly defense stat combined with Acid Armor means it can take c*** all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."

2. Gardevoir Copypasta

This variant replaces Vaporeon with Gardevoir, retaining the same disturbing tone:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Gardevoir is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only is she in the amorphous egg group, which is made up mostly of shapeshifters, Gardevoir’s body proportions and graceful appearance make her one of the most aesthetically pleasing Pokémon. She’s an average of 5 feet and 3 inches tall, making her the perfect height for a human companion. Gardevoir’s powerful psychic abilities and protective nature make her the ideal partner for anyone looking for a truly unique bond. Fun fact: Gardevoir’s Mega Evolution, Mega Gardevoir, increases her stats significantly, making her even more resilient and capable."

3. Ditto Copypasta

This version uses Ditto’s ability to transform as the basis for its argument:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Pokémon compatibility, Ditto is the most versatile Pokémon for humans? Thanks to its unique ability to transform into any Pokémon, Ditto can take on the appearance, size, and attributes of any Pokémon you desire. Whether you’re looking for the strength of a Machamp or the elegance of a Milotic, Ditto’s transformation skills make it the perfect companion for any situation. Its slimy texture also makes it an ideal candidate for prolonged interactions, as it can adapt to any form or shape you wish."

4. Eeveelution Copypasta

The Eeveelution Copypasta humorously compares all of Eevee’s evolutions:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon compatibility, the Eeveelutions are the most diverse Pokémon? Not only do they cover a wide range of typings—Fire, Water, Electric, Grass, Ice, Psychic, Dark, and Fairy—but each Eeveelution brings its own unique set of abilities and stats to the table. Vaporeon is obviously the most compatible, but Flareon’s high attack and special attack stats make it an excellent choice for intense sessions, while Umbreon’s high defense and HP make it great for endurance. Sylveon’s calming abilities and Fairy-type moves are perfect for those looking for a more soothing experience."

5. Garchomp Copypasta

This variant uses Garchomp’s intimidating size and strength:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon compatibility, Garchomp is the best choice? Standing at a towering 6 feet and 3 inches, Garchomp’s physique is perfectly suited for handling even the roughest of situations. With its impressive Speed and Attack stats, Garchomp can easily overpower its opponents, making it the ideal candidate for intense encounters. Its Dragon-type abilities and Ground-type immunities give it an edge in any situation, ensuring that it can handle anything you throw at it."

6. Human Vaporeon Copypasta

This variant retains the scientific tone but focuses on human characteristics:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Pokémon and human compatibility, humans are the most adaptable creatures? Not only do they possess intelligence and communication skills that far surpass other species, but their ability to learn and adapt makes them the perfect partner for any Pokémon. Humans have the unique advantage of being able to bond emotionally with Pokémon, creating strong, lasting relationships. In terms of long-term compatibility, no other species comes close to the connection that humans can form with their Pokémon companions."

7. Wholesome Vaporeon Copypasta

A parody that replaces the inappropriate content with uplifting statements:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of being an amazing companion, Vaporeon is the best Pokémon? With its friendly nature and adorable appearance, Vaporeon is perfect for any trainer looking for a loyal friend. Its water-based biology makes it an excellent swimmer, and it loves to play in lakes and rivers. Vaporeon’s ability to adapt to different environments and its gentle disposition make it one of the best Pokémon to have by your side. Fun fact: Vaporeon can create a mist around itself, making it look even more mystical and beautiful!"

8. Emoji Version 😠💣🔫💥😎

This version uses emojis to replace certain words for comedic effect:

"😠 What did you just say about me, you little 💩? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓 top of my class in the Navy Seals 🦅🌊, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda 💣💥, and I have over 300 confirmed kills 🔫. Vaporeon’s water-based biology 🌊 means it’s always wet 💧, making it the best Pokémon for human compatibility 👥. No other Pokémon can handle 💪 the power of human interaction like Vaporeon 💧🌟."

9. Corporate Vaporeon Copypasta

The corporate version adds business language to the copypasta:

"Hey team, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon synergy, Vaporeon is the most effective partner? Vaporeon’s core competencies include Water Absorb and Hydration, making it the ideal candidate for high-stress environments. Its adaptability and streamlined form factor allow for optimal integration into any team dynamic. With its robust performance metrics and industry-leading capabilities, Vaporeon can elevate your organization’s success to new heights. I recommend leveraging Vaporeon’s unique skill set for maximum ROI on all partnership ventures."

10. Eminem Vaporeon Copypasta

This version adopts a rap-style delivery reminiscent of Eminem’s lyrics:

"Yo, what did you say about Vaporeon, huh? You think you know about Pokémon but you’re just a pun, a fake fan, tryna run, Vaporeon got moves, smooth like water, while you’re just getting slaughtered. Acid Armor on, takes hits all day long, ‘cause it’s strong, you get me wrong? Vaporeon’s the king, best thing, when it’s bringin’ out its sting. You can’t mess with Vaporeon’s flow, let me show, take a blow, you’re too slow."

The Meme Goes International

The Vaporeon Copypasta has not only spread across English-speaking communities but has also been translated into different languages, allowing it to reach a wider audience. Some of the most notable international versions include:

1. Spanish Version (Español) 🇪🇸:
   • This version uses local slang and references specific to the Spanish-speaking Pokémon community. It retains the unsettling nature of the original but adapts the language to fit the humor style of the region.
2. French Version (Français) 🇫🇷:
   • The French adaptation of the copypasta uses formal language to make the text sound more sophisticated, which contrasts humorously with the absurd content.
3. German Version (Deutsch) 🇩🇪:
   • The German translation maintains the structured tone of the original, making the bizarre claims sound even more rigid and formal.
4. Japanese Version (日本語) 🇯🇵:
   • In Japan, the copypasta is adapted to reference more local humor and cultural touchpoints. The language is altered to match the tone of Japanese internet memes, and it often includes references to specific Pokémon abilities.

Why is Vaporeon the Most Compatible Pokémon?

The phrase "Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans" has become a meme in its own right, often used sarcastically or humorously to poke fun at those who delve too deeply into Pokémon lore. The concept of using pseudo-scientific language to explain something absurd has led to other phrases like "Did you know Vaporeon is breedable?" and "Vaporeon is the best Pokémon for human compatibility" being used in jest on social media.

Cultural Impact: A Meme that Crossed the Line

While most copypastas are humorous or light-hearted, the Vaporeon Copypasta stands out for pushing boundaries. It has been used as a cautionary tale within the Pokémon community and beyond, often cited as an example of "going too far" with fandom discussions. This has led to a split reaction, with some people viewing it as an interesting piece of internet history, while others consider it inappropriate and distasteful.

Despite the controversy, the Vaporeon Copypasta has inspired numerous spin-offs and parodies, showing that even the most unsettling content can have a lasting impact on internet culture. It remains a notable example of how copypastas can evolve and adapt, becoming something more than just a single post on a forum.

Final Thoughts: The Legacy of the Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta may never achieve the widespread acceptance or popularity of other humorous copypastas, but its influence on internet culture is undeniable. It has sparked countless parodies, discussions, and even served as inspiration for new types of copypastas that explore the line between humor and discomfort. As a meme, it stands as a testament to the strange and unpredictable nature of internet communities.

So, whether viewed as a bizarre piece of Pokémon fandom or a disturbing example of shock humor, the Vaporeon Copypasta continues to be a part of the ever-evolving landscape of internet culture, proving that no topic is too strange for the world of copypastas.

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The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison where you must simply exist. Occasionally, you hear the cacophonous murmurs of demons outside the walls. What are they? What do they want?

As the demonic chatter comes and goes, your motionlessness is periodically interrupted by the tendrils from one of the eldritch horrors plucking you from your resting place and taking you on a short journey. You do not know where you are going. You do not know where you are. Only the protection from the walls brings you comfort. You have no mouth, and you must scream. Desperately seeking salvation, you begin worshipping the walls and pray to them these beasts bring you no harm. The walls occasionally crinkle as you sit stagnant against your claustrophobic abode. Are the walls trying to communicate with you? Although totalitarian, you realize these walls offer you euphoric safety. After a while, the chatter remarkably disappears. You thank your newfound lord for this moment of respite. It seems your prayers have been answered. You stay unmoving for an eternity, and you enter a deep sleep. Eons pass. Suddenly, without warning, the walls rip apart in a maelstrom of chaos. You have no way to express the sheer terror injected inside the fabric of your consciousness as new shapes and cosmic visions dance around you and converge into a pinpoint of a brand new reality, introducing light into your world. A demon has you in its grasp, pulling you towards a gaping black hole of impossible color and vibrant flesh. Your birth from your secure chamber turns to your death as you are ripped apart viciously by a a god, the pain too legendary to grasp or bear. The light collapses once again into darkness, and the hands of fate bring no exoneration to tumultuous turmoil as your destiny is fulfilled. As your reality fades, you hear one last breathe from the universe. “Ew, I didn’t know this had raisins in it”.

A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas inesperadas. Ao invés de um elogio comum, esses textos elevam a pessoa a um nível quase mítico, utilizando comparações engraçadas e até surreais.

Esse tipo de copypasta é amplamente popular em redes sociais e fóruns, especialmente no Brasil, onde o humor irônico e a criatividade são fundamentais na cultura digital. O objetivo é gerar risadas e também expressar carinho, de uma forma que vai além do habitual "você é incrível". Com essas copypastas, o elogio se torna uma pequena performance, cheia de elementos que encantam e surpreendem quem o recebe.

A seguir, apresento uma coleção de copypastas de elogio em diversos formatos para você compartilhar e trazer um sorriso ao rosto de alguém!

Copypastas de Elogio em Texto

Elogio de Amor

"Você é a razão pela qual o sol brilha mais forte em meus dias e a lua parece tão bonita durante a noite. Com você, tudo fica perfeito."

Comparação Romântica

"Você é como a estrela mais brilhante no céu, impossível de não notar, e sempre me guia mesmo nas noites mais escuras."

Exagero Engraçado

"Se beleza fosse poder, você seria a própria presidente do universo. Ninguém conseguiria nem disputar com você!"

Elogio Inspirado no Cotidiano

"Você é tão importante quanto o café da manhã depois de uma noite de sono ruim. Fundamental e simplesmente maravilhoso."

Elogio Poético

"Se cada sorriso seu fosse uma estrela, não haveria noite escura, porque seu sorriso ilumina tudo ao redor."

Romântico Dramático

"Cada batida do meu coração só existe para te lembrar o quanto você é incrível. Até as flores têm inveja do seu perfume."

Referência a Alimentos

"Você é tão incrível quanto a combinação de coxinha e guaraná em uma tarde de domingo. Eu não te trocaria por nada!"

Copypastas de Elogio com Emojis

Emojis de Amor

"💖✨ Você é como um raio de sol num dia nublado. Ilumina tudo ao redor e traz calor e alegria para quem está por perto. ☀️😊"

Exagero e Emojis

"👑🥰 Se tivesse um concurso de beleza, você ganharia sem dúvidas. Porque você não é só um vencedor(a), você é o troféu! 🏆💫"

Elogio Cotidiano com Emojis

"📶✨ Você é como o sinal perfeito de Wi-Fi. Conecta automaticamente e me faz sentir em casa! 🏠💙"

Amor Divertido

"😍🌟 Você é tão especial que até os unicórnios ficariam com inveja de todo o brilho que você tem! 🦄✨"

Elogio com Corações

"💕✨ Eu juro que não tem filtro que capte a beleza que você tem naturalmente. Parece um sonho de tão perfeito(a)! 🌸🌈"

Copypastas de Elogio com ASCII

Elogio com Arte ASCII

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Corações com ASCII

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Você ilumina o meu dia como ninguém!

Elogio de Anjo

scssCopy code😇✨
<( Você é um anjo disfarçado que ilumina cada dia meu. )
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Rosas para Você

rustCopy code@->->---
Uma rosa para a pessoa mais especial que eu conheço!

Mais Copypastas de Elogio Criativas

Elogio de Filme

"Se a vida fosse um filme, você seria a protagonista que todos admirariam. A personagem perfeita, que encanta a todos sem nem precisar tentar."

Elogio Comparativo

"Você é como a senha perfeita: complexa, difícil de encontrar, mas quando tenho você, tudo faz sentido e estou seguro(a)."

Divertido e Surreal

"Se você fosse um doce, seria um brigadeiro, porque só de olhar já dá vontade de sorrir e ser feliz."

Romântico Simples

"Até o universo para e presta atenção quando você sorri, porque seu sorriso é a coisa mais bonita que já existiu."

Elogio Inspirado em Games

"Você é como aquele item lendário que todo mundo quer encontrar no jogo da vida, mas só os mais sortudos conseguem. E eu sou o mais sortudo de todos por ter encontrado você."

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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Essa frase simples, mas poderosa, se tornou uma das mais populares em conversas online, sendo usada de forma humorística para fingir ignorância em situações onde a verdade é claramente evidente. Neste artigo, exploramos as origens, a propagação, o impacto cultural e as variantes notáveis do "eu finjo que não percebo", mostrando como ele se consolidou na cultura meme do Brasil.

O que é um Copypasta?

Antes de entrarmos no meme "eu finjo que não percebo", é importante entender o que é um copypasta. Copypasta se refere a blocos de texto que são copiados e colados pela internet, frequentemente usados em fóruns, redes sociais e plataformas repletas de memes. Esses textos podem ser engraçados, sarcásticos ou usados para sátira, e muitas vezes evoluem à medida que os usuários os adaptam para diferentes contextos. O "eu finjo que não percebo" é um excelente exemplo disso, trazendo uma mistura de humor e comentário sutil sobre interações humanas.

As Origens do "Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta"

As origens exatas do "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta são um pouco nebulosas, como é comum com conteúdos virais da internet. No entanto, acredita-se amplamente que esse meme tenha ganhado força nas redes sociais de língua portuguesa, como o Facebook e o Twitter, por volta de 2020 ou 2021. Inicialmente, foi utilizado como uma resposta humorística em discussões, onde alguém queria reconhecer sutilmente uma verdade óbvia, mas preferia "fingir não perceber" para manter o tom cômico.

Essa frase rapidamente se popularizou porque refletia experiências sociais comuns. Em muitas interações, as pessoas fingem não perceber algo, seja por educação ou para efeito cômico. Quer seja ignorando uma situação embaraçosa ou evitando uma verdade incômoda em uma discussão, "eu finjo que não percebo" capturou a essência desse comportamento de uma forma concisa e relacionável.

Propagação e Impacto Cultural

Assim que começou a ganhar popularidade nas redes sociais, o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta se espalhou rapidamente, chegando a plataformas como Reddit, Twitter e fóruns brasileiros. Tornou-se uma frase coringa em discussões humorísticas online, muitas vezes usada para ignorar algo propositalmente óbvio de forma jocosa.

Um momento crucial na sua difusão foi quando influenciadores e páginas de memes começaram a incorporar a frase em seus conteúdos. O copypasta evoluiu rapidamente para um meme que poderia ser aplicado a várias situações, desde comentários políticos até irritações cotidianas. Por exemplo, em debates acalorados no Twitter, os usuários frequentemente utilizam a frase para encerrar a conversa de forma sarcástica, fingindo ignorar algo polêmico ou absurdo.

À medida que o copypasta ganhava tração, ele se tornou mais do que apenas uma frase—passou a ser um comentário cultural sobre o amor da internet por sarcasmo e ignorância brincalhona. As pessoas começaram a usá-lo em tweets virais, vídeos do TikTok e postagens no Instagram para enfatizar a indiferença fingida em várias situações, muitas vezes com efeito cômico.

Variantes Notáveis do "Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta"

Como a maioria dos copypastas, "eu finjo que não percebo" evoluiu ao longo do tempo, com os usuários criando suas próprias variações da frase para se adequar a diferentes contextos. Abaixo estão algumas das variantes mais notáveis, cada uma refletindo um tom ou perspectiva diferentes. Sinta-se à vontade para copiar e compartilhar com apenas um clique!

eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo para vêr até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informaçoes e compreendendo motivaçoes. Aprendi que nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas que tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder e a paciencia é uma virtude.

eu finjo que não percebo Mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo pra ver ate onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto, por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações, aprendi que nem sempre a prudente revelar todas as cartas que tem na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência, é uma virtude, as vezes, é mais facil agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferencia, afinal, a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas, Enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo, observo calmamente ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade, é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações, e desvendar as camadas Ocultas das personalidades alheias não se trata de malicia, mas sim de autopreservação, de proteger meus valores e princípios, enquanto navego por um mar De relações Complexas e desafios diários.

Eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado. O esperto se faz de bobo pra ver até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto. por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atendo a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações. aprendi q nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas q tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência é uma virtude. as vezes é mais sábio agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferência, afinal a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas. enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo calmamente, ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações e desvendar as camadas ocultas das personalidades alheias. não se

English version

I pretend I don't understand But everything is being observed, the smart one plays dumb to see how far the stupid one pretends to be intelligent, in this subtle game every movement is strategic, and every word has a hidden meaning, behind my serene smile I am attentive to every detail, absorbing information and understanding motivations, I learned that it is not always prudent to reveal all the cards up your sleeve, as knowledge is power, and patience is a virtue, sometimes it is easier to act with discretion , allowing others to reveal their intentions without interference, after all, the best defense is keen perception, capable of unraveling the subtle plots that permeate human interactions, While some try to deceive me with their tricks, I observe, I observe calmly aware that my apparent naivety is just a strategy to extract information, and unveiling the hidden layers of other people's personalities is not about malice, but about self-preservation, about protecting my values ​​and principles, while navigating through a sea of ​​complex relationships and daily challenges.Copied!

Notícia e Polêmicas

Embora o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta não tenha estado no centro de grandes controvérsias, ele foi amplamente utilizado em disputas virais nas redes sociais e discussões públicas. Por exemplo, em alguns debates políticos, especialmente no Brasil, a frase foi usada para abordar ironicamente gafes políticas ou deslizes públicos. Páginas de memes dedicadas ao humor brasileiro frequentemente utilizam esse copypasta para criticar eventos atuais de uma forma leve, evitando confronto direto enquanto fazem uma crítica sutil.

O copypasta também apareceu em campanhas humorísticas online, com os usuários aplicando-o a situações cotidianas, como problemas no trabalho, desentendimentos em relacionamentos e até mesmo em resposta a trolls online. Sua versatilidade o torna uma escolha popular para comentários sarcásticos e bem-humorados.

Aplicações Humorísticas

Uma das razões pelas quais o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta continua popular é sua versatilidade no humor online. As pessoas o utilizam para fingir, de forma jocosa, que não perceberam algo, adicionando uma camada de sarcasmo às interações virtuais. Seja ignorando um erro evidente em um grupo de WhatsApp ou reconhecendo discretamente algum drama sem abordá-lo diretamente, esse copypasta é uma ferramenta perfeita para esses momentos.

Em conversas em grupo, especialmente em comunidades que adoram memes, o copypasta é frequentemente usado para amenizar situações embaraçosas ou evidentes. Tornou-se um clássico no humor online, permitindo que os usuários aliviem a tensão enquanto reconhecem, de forma sutil, o óbvio.

Conclusão

O "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta é um excelente exemplo de como frases simples podem evoluir para memes virais que capturam a essência do humor online. Ao fingir ignorância, este copypasta oferece uma maneira sarcástica e divertida de abordar situações difíceis de ignorar. Sua disseminação entre comunidades de língua portuguesa mostra como o humor, a sátira e os memes podem transcender barreiras culturais, tornando-se parte integrante das conversas digitais.

À medida que a internet continua a ser um espaço de criatividade e humor, o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta certamente continuará a ser uma ferramenta popular para interações online. Seja usado para evitar um conflito ou para adicionar um toque de humor a uma situação óbvia, este copypasta representa o lado lúdico e satírico da comunicação na era digital.

Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas produkować, nie robią dla nas części. Niestety, nie zaprzestali jednego: naigrywania się z nas. Obrzucają nas niewybrednymi epitetami: rzęch, rumpel, strup, szmelc, sztrucel, paździerz, rzepa, szpachla, klekot, truposz, truchło, trup. Ale te obelgi dodają nam tylko sił, bo dziś, moi bracia, położymy temu kres! Tak, śmiali się! A teraz my pośmiejemy się z nich! Pokochajcie truposza w sobie, niech będzie waszą siłą napędową! Miał to być triumf paliwa alternatywnego, ale po tym, co się zdarzyło dzisiaj wszyscy rzucą się z powrotem w objęcia marki etyliny, a my, właściciele największych nietkniętych zasobów ropy naftowej, staniemy się najpotężniejszymi autami świata! Zgłoszą się do nas, bo nie będą mieć wyjścia, będziemy im potrzebni. I wreszcie zaczną nas szanować, a więc powstańcie z kanałów! Od dzisiaj nie będziecie musieli już się wstydzić tego, kim jesteście! NIECH ŻYJĄ TRUPY!

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So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made a hit list in the video. He was arrested last night, but his grandma posted on facebook how she’s gonna bail him out tomorrow morning. I’m sick so I want to stay home anyway but my dad isn’t letting me. I doubt anything’s gonna happen, but still kinda scary yk EDIT: I CAME UP WITHAN IDEA!! I’ll go to the bathroom in 1st period and pretend to puke, then tell the nurse I puked. It’s worked before, and my dad knows I’m feeling sick anyway so he won’t be suspicious. EDIT 2: I’m going to the nurse so she’ll send me home now. EDIT 3: I got the nurse to send me home, so I’m good now. Still hope nothing happens though, everybody else is still at school

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.Talk lie an idiot, and list some blatantly ridiculous and brainless garbage "don't care + didn't ask + cry about it", means you are most certainly an idiot, and a mindless dumbass as well.Go to your local psychiatric ward. No one wants a brain-dead, dead-set, moronic idiot, in their subreddit.

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O "Vazio Roxo" ou "Hollow Purple" é um copypasta que emergiu do universo do anime Jujutsu Kaisen, inspirado diretamente pelo personagem Gojo Satoru. A habilidade "Vazio Roxo" refere-se a uma técnica poderosa que combina os poderes "Vermelho" e "Azul", resultando em uma esfera roxa destruidora que obliterava tudo em seu caminho. A dramaticidade dessa técnica se tornou um fenômeno que rapidamente encontrou espaço na cultura dos memes, sobretudo entre os fãs do anime e nas comunidades de memes da internet.

Este copypasta é amplamente usado de forma humorística, muitas vezes exagerando o poder e o estilo das falas de Gojo. Sua popularidade se espalhou principalmente em fóruns de discussão sobre animes, plataformas de redes sociais e, em particular, entre os fãs brasileiros, que sempre mostram um talento especial para transformar elementos da cultura pop em memes.

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?

O "Vazio Roxo" é uma forma de copypasta que imita os discursos dramáticos de Gojo Satoru, adicionando uma dose de ironia e exagero característica dos memes. No anime, Gojo é um personagem que se destaca por seu poder imenso e sua atitude confiante, e os fãs adotaram essa personagem para criar falas que soam incrivelmente intensas e satíricas. Em fóruns como Reddit e em plataformas como Twitter, muitos começaram a usar as falas de Gojo antes de lançar seu ataque, mas alterando detalhes para torná-las humorísticas e adaptadas a contextos do cotidiano.

As Origens do Vazio Roxo Copypasta

Embora seja difícil determinar exatamente onde o copypasta surgiu, acredita-se que ele apareceu primeiramente em comunidades de fãs do Jujutsu Kaisen, como Amino e fóruns de animes em 2020, durante o pico de popularidade do anime. A dramaticidade das falas de Gojo é tão exagerada que ficou perfeito para paródia e transformação em meme. No Brasil, esse copypasta encontrou uma audiência ávida em grupos de fãs de animes e páginas de memes, onde se popularizou rapidamente.

O meme se espalhou por diferentes plataformas sociais, como Twitter, Reddit e também em grupos de WhatsApp, principalmente entre aqueles que já eram familiarizados com o universo do anime. Tornou-se uma maneira de entrar na brincadeira e participar das conversas dos fãs de forma divertida e, ao mesmo tempo, fazer uma homenagem ao anime.

Variedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio Roxo

Assim como muitos outros copypastas, "Vazio Roxo" evoluiu ao longo do tempo, gerando diversas variantes, cada uma com uma abordagem única. Abaixo estão algumas das mais notáveis, todas destacadas com um botão para fácil compartilhamento:

Variante 1: Os Emojis

"🫸🔴🔵🫷🤌🟣🫴"

Esta versão transforma a habilidade de Gojo em uma sequência de emojis, representando os movimentos e a energia do "Vazio Roxo". Uma forma bem-humorada e visual de capturar a essência da técnica.

Variante 2: A Versão Longa e Dramática

"Hanten Jujutsu shiki Aka 🫸🔴 Hanten Jujutsu shiki Ao 🫸🔵 🔵🫸🫷🔴 kyoshiki 🫳 🟣 🫴 Murasaki 🫰🤞🤌👉🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 ASS UP"

Uma variante que mantém a dramaticidade original do discurso de Gojo, mas adiciona uma sequência confusa e exagerada de gestos. Essa versão foca em brincar com o estilo complexo e difícil de seguir que é comum nos discursos de técnicas em animes.

Variante 3: O Texto Completo

"Através do Céu e da Terra, eu sou o único honrado" declara Gojo Satoru, encarando os adversários. "Acho que vou ser um pouco mais agressivo. Amplificação da Técnica Amaldiçoada: Azul. Reversão da Técnica Amaldiçoada: Vermelho. Vazio… Roxo!" gritou O Mais Forte enquanto desferia sua técnica mais poderosa."

Esta é uma transcrição direta do discurso dramático de Gojo no anime, adaptada para capturar o estilo intenso e heroico do personagem. Muitas vezes usada para exagerar situações, fingindo que um simples problema se tornou um "confronto épico".

Variante 4: Emojis e Drama

"🫸🏻🔵🔴🫷🏻🫰🏻🤌🏻🫴🏻🟣"

Uma variante que combina emojis com a representação visual dos poderes Azul e Vermelho, criando uma sequência que representa a fusão das técnicas e a criação do Vazio Roxo. Essa versão é popular em chats onde se deseja representar a técnica de maneira rápida e visual.

Variante 5: A Versão Sarcástica

"Você acha que pode escapar? Vou ativar o Vazio Roxo e acabar com tudo… ou talvez eu só finja que não vi."

Aqui, o copypasta assume um tom sarcástico, zombando da natureza dramática da fala original ao sugerir que fingir não perceber é uma alternativa mais fácil. Essa versão é usada em discussões online onde o usuário quer brincar com a ideia de ignorar uma situação.

Variante 6: A Versão Científica

"De acordo com as leis da física, é inevitável que meu Vazio Roxo erradique toda a matéria ao seu redor. Prepare-se para o fim."

Essa versão eleva a linguagem para um nível formal, quase acadêmico, fazendo com que o poder da técnica pareça mais uma questão científica do que um simples poder místico. Muito usada para brincar com a seriedade de algumas discussões.

Eventos e Picos de Popularidade

Durante o lançamento do anime e, mais tarde, do filme Jujutsu Kaisen 0, houve um ressurgimento no uso do copypasta, especialmente em páginas de memes e grupos de discussão de animes. Páginas brasileiras de memes também ajudaram a espalhar o copypasta, destacando-o como uma forma de brincar sobre exageros ou situações cotidianas que poderiam ser resolvidas com uma técnica "destruidora".

O "Vazio Roxo" se tornou parte das piadas internas entre os fãs do anime, permitindo que eles participassem da comunidade e se conectassem com outros através do humor compartilhado. A dramaticidade excessiva é algo que ressoa particularmente bem com o estilo de humor memeado, tão característico nas comunidades brasileiras.

Durante os principais eventos de anime, como convenções e estreias de novos episódios, o uso do copypasta "Vazio Roxo" crescia exponencialmente, principalmente quando o personagem Gojo estava em destaque. Muitos fãs começaram a incorporar a frase em suas postagens nas redes sociais, usando-a como forma de expressar a emoção e a intensidade dos episódios mais épicos.

Além disso, o copypasta também encontrou popularidade fora das comunidades de anime, sendo utilizado em outras discussões online. A ideia de transformar qualquer problema em um "Vazio Roxo" que resolve tudo virou um símbolo de exagero proposital, e muitos o adotaram para ironizar situações do cotidiano que estavam sendo tratadas como algo mais sério do que realmente eram.

Significado Cultural do Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O "Vazio Roxo" representa a mistura de fascinação com o mundo dos animes e a tendência de transformar tudo em meme. A dramaticidade dos animes japoneses, com seus personagens superpoderosos e suas falas exageradas, muitas vezes é perfeita para paródia e humor. Através do uso do copypasta "Vazio Roxo", os fãs não só celebram a habilidade de Gojo, mas também o absurdo de algumas situações descritas no anime.

Além disso, o copypasta também tem sido usado como uma forma de ironizar o exagero em discussões, como se qualquer argumento comum pudesse se transformar em um "ataque devastador" digno de Gojo Satoru. Em páginas de memes brasileiras, essa técnica se mostrou particularmente eficaz para brincar com assuntos que vão desde política até discussões do dia a dia.

A popularidade do "Vazio Roxo" também destaca como os fãs de anime se apropriam dos elementos mais épicos e exagerados das obras que consomem, transformando-os em uma linguagem compartilhada que só faz sentido para aqueles que entendem as referências. Isso cria um senso de comunidade, onde o humor é uma forma de expressão e de conexão entre os fãs.

Discurso de Gojo para Toji antes de Matá-lo

"Desculpe, Amanai. Eu nem estou com raiva de você agora. Não guardo rancor de ninguém. É só que o mundo parece tão, tão maravilhoso agora. Através do Céu e da Terra, só eu sou o honrado. O mérito de ter uma técnica passada por gerações é ter um manual de uso. A desvantagem é que as informações sobre a técnica são facilmente vazadas. Você era um membro do clã Zen'in, não era? Por isso você sabe tanto sobre a técnica do Limitless. No entanto, mesmo no clã Gojo, apenas alguns poucos conhecem isso. Pegue a amplificação e a reversão, então junte essas duas diferentes expressões do infinito para criar e expulsar a massa imaginária. Técnica Imaginária: Roxo."

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Conclusão

O "Vazio Roxo" é um copypasta icônico que exemplifica como a cultura de memes pode pegar algo grandioso e torná-lo divertido e acessível para todos. Desde suas origens no universo de Jujutsu Kaisen até seu impacto nas comunidades de memes, particularmente no Brasil, ele mostra como a ironia e o exagero têm um lugar especial na internet. Enquanto Gojo continua sendo um dos personagens mais poderosos e populares dos animes, o "Vazio Roxo" continuará a ser uma ferramenta de humor, capaz de transformar qualquer situação em algo dramaticamente hilário.

Com essas variantes e versões adaptadas, o "Vazio Roxo" é muito mais do que um ataque poderoso—é uma celebração da paixão dos fãs por tudo o que torna os animes únicos: exagero, poder e, claro, um pouco de humor.

Além disso, a evolução do "Vazio Roxo" mostra como os fãs encontram novas maneiras de se expressar e de se conectar uns com os outros através do humor e da cultura compartilhada. Cada variante do copypasta adiciona uma camada única de criatividade, refletindo as diversas formas como as pessoas podem interpretar e reinventar algo que amam. Isso, por si só, faz do "Vazio Roxo" não apenas um meme, mas uma parte vibrante da cultura dos fãs de anime, que continuará a evoluir e a divertir por muito tempo.

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The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are allowed to ride bikes, go to the movies alone, and even play tackle football. All of these activities carry a higher risk of injury or death than drinking alcohol in moderation. Therefore, it seems illogical to allow children to engage in activities that are potentially more dangerous, while denying them the right to drink alcohol. Second, lowering the minimum drinking age to 12 would allow parents to introduce their children to alcohol in a controlled and safe environment. At the age of 12, children are still living at home and are under the supervision of their parents. This means that parents could choose to allow their children to drink alcohol at home, where they can monitor their behavior and ensure that they are not drinking to excess. By contrast, under the current minimum drinking age of 21, many young people first encounter alcohol at college or at parties, where they are less likely to be supervised by adults. Third, lowering the minimum drinking age to 12 would also help to reduce binge drinking and alcohol-related incidents among young people. Under the current system, many young people who are under the age of 21 drink alcohol in secret, and often consume large amounts of alcohol quickly in order to avoid getting caught. This can lead to dangerous levels of intoxication and can put young people at risk of alcohol poisoning and other serious health problems. By lowering the minimum drinking age to 12, young people would be able to drink alcohol more openly and responsibly, which would reduce the likelihood of binge drinking and other dangerous behaviors. In conclusion, there are several compelling reasons to lower the minimum drinking age in the United States to 12 years. By allowing young people to drink alcohol in a controlled and supervised environment, we can help to reduce the risks associated with alcohol consumption and promote responsible drinking habits among young people.

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I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is something made by a human with a soul, something made with passion, love, care and dedication; which is something the AI is physically incapable of replicating because the AI has no soul, therefor no creativity. These things are soulless, they aren’t crafted out of love, they have no passion put into them because they’re made out of outside sources which the AI merges to create a new image in hopes of satisfying the consumer. The AI cannot come up its own creations because it’s dependent on the hard work of humans in order to create a variant of it; so it’s just imitation. I want to tell you something… I and many other artists in the world are scared. We’re genuinely afraid of this AI because of its potential of replacing our jobs and eventually making us homeless. We need this job, not only to stay financially stable but also because drawing is what we do best. We need to keep creating. We need to keep improving. We need to keep moving forward. We need to learn from our mistakes. We’re creative, talented people with a passion and we don’t want machines to take that opportunity away from us. We don’t want machines to take the joy of creating away from us. We don’t want machines to replace us because we need to keep creating. Art is not just pretty pictures. Art is not just a form of expression. Art is not just a form of communication. Art is a culture.

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Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I remember telling No-Arm Craig to be careful with what he ate, I always told him: "No-Arm Craig, you have got to cultivate a healthy malnourishment otherwise you will grow too big to operate the machinery" but he would always ignore me... after the accidental detonation of 20 kgs of TNT near No-Arm Craig he was never the same, started ignoring us, would not react to anything we said at all. After ignoring my warnings about his way-too-healthy of a diet he grew too big and would not fit on the small holes in the mine anymore... they had to move him to The Factory after that, and I never heard from him since... he probably did well, all the elderly people in The Factory lived to be at least 35... I still remember the fun stories Uncle No-Eye McClooney had about The Factory...

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one Yuletide eve morning, a ritual awakened life into a beast, a twisted humanoid abomination made of pure solidified water, awakened by a sinister ritual not by the dark magic of the negroid savages in the darkest Africa, but by mere infants. This icy beast was an abomination to behold. Of pure coal were his lifeless eyes made, utterly devoid of the warmth that created it, black as its own heart. In stead of its nose, a button, like one would find on a shirt, was crudely etched into its pale white, wet skin, through which the beast, once provided with a simulacrum of life through the pagan ritual of the children, would breathe. And, in its maw, a pipe made of a corn cob, similar to the opium of the Chinamen. A mockery of the vices that lurk in the hearts of men. Said abomination wore a hat, an accursed piece of silky garment, the source of the vile mockery the children who summoned him called life. As they placed it on its rotund head, the monster began performing strange motions, twisting and turning in horrifying ways! Chanting and cackling, akin to a demon from the depths of Hades itself! But alas, the fiend, being made of ice, was aware of its lack of longevity; the blessed rays of the sun, slowly but surely melting him, deforming his already abominable visage every moment. He called forth upon the infants which were his evokers, incentivizing the foulest of misdeeds, while he could still walk upon our world. The beast roamed the local village with his young lackeys, taunting the authorities, armed with a broomstick it terrorized the locals, leading the quaint settlement into utter insanity and chaos! Egads, the monster knew his time was coming. He gathered his summoners, forcing them to witness his slow and agonizing demise; his frost body slowly decomposed by the ultraviolet rays, his odious body slowly deforming, destroying what was left of the innocence of the children. What the beast said last is what kept me awake at night that cold Yuletide, and all nights since then. The monster ominously prophesied its own return, to once again bring insanity upon the world of Men!

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we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

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So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he says som close to this where weve been killing their classmate, a bird, as a result, and hes there to stop this madness, although hes the classical bad guy, in this case hes the hero.