First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Kunai

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Sus?

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I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

Help

Can anyone🧑🏾👨🏿👱🏽👩🏽‍🦳🧔🏽help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔? 🥣🐝🔍

我不是中国人

for 🍆♿ every 👏 upvote, i will 💧 send 📨 this 🖖👇 to ➡ the chinese 😕😕 governments email 动态网自由门天安门天安门法轮功李洪志Free Tibet 六四天安门事件The ❄ Tiananmen Square protests 😱 of 1989 天安门大屠杀The Tiananmen Square Massacre 🔪 å...

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

OPPAI POWER

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Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦❓😬➡️😆✉️🚀💥 Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...

I 🐶am 🤤 the😫 last ⏮ rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🏖 🌅, painting the sky 🏕🏔 in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👏 purple 🎨. I 🐝♀ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👏 my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🏔 Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…

The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.

[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…

Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧐 an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

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Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Tower

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💪⛓️‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Surprised pika

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gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

SUS

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The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

Texas A&M

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“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

Landlords be like

That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨‍💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due…

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

WAKE UP

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Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Ninja Bag

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Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷‍♀️

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮‍💨

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...