Landlords be like

That's โ˜ right โžก tenants ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, wake up ๐Ÿ˜ด it's โ˜ the first ๐Ÿ† of the month ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“ so get up ๐Ÿ˜ด cash ๐Ÿ’ต your ๐Ÿ‘‰ checks โœ… and come up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ to my door (and give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ 100% ๐Ÿ’ฏ of it โ˜)! Rent ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ’ธ is due…

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

POWER

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–...

Help

Can anyone๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝhelp me with this emoji ๐Ÿ˜€ movie๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿฟriddle ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”? ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itโ€™s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canโ€™t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canโ€™t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

๐Ÿ’ชโ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅSteiner Math๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“

You know๐Ÿค” they say๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ all men๐Ÿ‘ฌ are created equal๐ŸŸฐ but you ๐Ÿ‘€look at me and you look๐Ÿ‘€ at somoan joe๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆง you know that statement๐Ÿ‘Ž is not๐Ÿšซ true๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ. See๐Ÿ™ˆ normally๐Ÿค“ if you go 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธon 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธwith another wrestler๐Ÿคผyou got a 50/50๐Ÿ’ฏ chanceโš–...

Kunai

[ . โ‹ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ \ /\ / \ โˆ• \ / \๏ผฟ๏ผฟ/ [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] โ•ฑ ๏ฟฃ โ•ฒ | | โ•ฒโŽฏ โ•ฑ

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evoluรงรฃo de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que ร‰ o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notรกveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versรฃo Longa e DramรกticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versรฃo SarcรกsticaVariante 6: A Versรฃo CientรญficaEventos e...

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)

can i๐Ÿฅบ pls๐Ÿฅฒ get one for sean p diddy puff๐Ÿ’จ daddy combs getting arrested ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

just saw heโ€™s been arrested following a grand jury indictment ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

ๆˆ‘ไธๆ˜ฏไธญๅ›ฝไบบ

for ๐Ÿ†โ™ฟ every ๐Ÿ‘ upvote, i will ๐Ÿ’ง send ๐Ÿ“จ this ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‡ to โžก the chinese ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• governments email ๅŠจๆ€็ฝ‘่‡ช็”ฑ้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๆณ•่ฝฎๅŠŸๆŽๆดชๅฟ—Free Tibet ๅ…ญๅ››ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จไบ‹ไปถThe โ„ Tiananmen Square protests ๐Ÿ˜ฑ of 1989 ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคงๅฑ ๆ€The Tiananmen Square Massacre ๐Ÿ”ช ๅ...

Sus?

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚...

Free Bird

weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATโ€™S RIGHT! weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Stonetoss Amogus

[ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โข โฃฆโก€โฃคโฃ โก„โข โ ฆโก„โฃ โ คโ €โฃคโ €โก†โฃคโฃถโก€โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ Ÿโ ปโ ƒโ โ ‰โ ‡โ ธโ ถโ ‹โ ปโ พโ ‡โ ™โ ’โ ƒโ ˜โ พโ ƒโ €โ €โข€โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโ...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.

[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซก๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ขโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜...

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Texas A&M

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโขโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโ โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฉโก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโก†โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โขโก‡โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โ โ ‡โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ...

Surprised pika

[ โฃ€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ  โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ ˆโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโกถโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ...

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

Iโ€™m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. Iโ€™m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for itโ€ฆ even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

A internet รฉ um verdadeiro campo de diversรฃo para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentรกrios divertidos ร s interaรงรตes diรกrias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de lรญngua portuguesa รฉ o "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo". Es...

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

among us

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ...

Tower

[ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\...

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. ลปaล‚ujฤ™, ลผe nie mogฤ™ byฤ‡ z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzฤ™gล‚o mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okล‚adziny. Zebraliล›my siฤ™, by uczciฤ‡ wielki dzieล„. Dziล› wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciฤ™ลผka praca. ลšwiat odwrรณciล‚ siฤ™ od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokรฉmon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Ninja Bag

. โŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏโŽฏ | | | | ใ€‡ | | |_______________|____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Never lie

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Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

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“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn