2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

💪⛓‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🀔 they say🗣 all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🊧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂❌. See🙈 normally🀓 if you go 1⃣☝on 1⃣☝with another wrestler🀌you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

OPPAI POWER

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Help

Can anyone🧑🏟👚🏿👱🏜👩🏜‍🊳🧔🏜help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🀷🏜‍♀🀔? 🥣🐝🔍

SUS

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Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🀪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it
 even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. Å»ałuję, ÅŒe nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza cięŌka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

Landlords be like

That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😎 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😎 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👚‍💌 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💞 is due…

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I 👈 still 😋😜 see your 🀎 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t 💊 take back the 🍊 love ❣❀ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💊👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💊👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😟 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐊

I 👈 still 😋😜 see your 🀎 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💊 take back the 🍊 love ❣❀ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💊👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

I 🐶am 🀀 the😫 last ⏮ rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😌

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🏖 🌅, painting the sky 🏕🏔 in 👈 hues of orange and 👊👏 purple 🎚. I 🐝♀ sit 💺 alone 😀 in 🕕👏 my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📊📊 Mountain 🏔 Dew 🌫 cans 🀔 🥀, each…

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🀖 like ChatGPT 🀖 or Emojify 🎚 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2⃣ write ✍ your request 📝 and let them do their ✹ magic 🪄,…

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚚🧚💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎀 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🀔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🀷‍â™...

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛 go 🚶 into 🇳2⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📎 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱 submitted 💟 to 2⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

POWER

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Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

WAKE UP

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Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

Just why 🀔

[ Why 🀔 is 🀚 there 🧐 an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💊(🟡)

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

Kunai

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How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

among us

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Stonetoss Amogus

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Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

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Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🀘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💚🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🀘 Don’t play…

Sus?

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