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Gnawer Story
Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…
Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:
You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.
First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website
First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…
2B’s announcement
Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iβm partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using βI pee on itβ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…
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“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)
[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)
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We were featured on John Oliver last night
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AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me
I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. IΒ made big profits when itΒ shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…
Thank you for the clarification!
Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...
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breathign yumyum
Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...
Never lie
[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]
Source?
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…
Fortnite.EXE
Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…
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Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
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Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A EvoluΓ§Γ£o de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

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Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.
It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…
Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue
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I made an Emoji Website for my parrents
So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. π π°π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦βπ¬β‘οΈπβοΈππ₯ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "Β©" or...
Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...
can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?
[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.
Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinkerβs strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...
Anyone have that ascii where the wojak is raging/crying, and there’s a text box above his head for typing stuff?
[ preferablly its a braille ascii
the grand coal mines of yore
Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…
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Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight
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All midgets love being oiled
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gave excuse
[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)
The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…
The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

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The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itβs all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canβt escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canβt move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...
I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.
​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…
[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ)
We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinkerβs strength.
Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeline, something catastrophic happened to the dairy industry. The most dairy ever featured in the main timeline that I can think of were the 11 sheep in Super Mario Odyssey, 6 of which were well protected in Mushroom Kingdom territory. Milk would be a luxury in the main timeline due to the scarcity of farm creatures. Toads donβt lactate, Shy Guys donβt lactate, Koopas donβt lactate, and goombas donβt lactate.
However, there is an exception in some of the spin-offs. You see in Mario Kart Wii that dairy farms like Moo Moo Meadows are flourishing, and in Mario Kart Tour, we can see German Luigi holding a sausage which presumably is made of beef. None of the Paper Mario games are canonical, so I wonβt discuss their markets or diets. Mario Golf World Tour has plenty of sheep; Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games takes place in the real world where the dairy industry is fine; Luigiβs Mansion has featured cheese on multiple occasions; Mario Party 2 features Western Land where 4 bottles of milk can be purchased for a total of 20 coins; et cetera. What do all these games have in common? Bowser doesnβt kidnap peach.
Bowser wants his children to grow and become stronger, and in the main timeline, he canβt use the power stars since he has only ever acquired 7 grand stars in his entire career (not enough to accommodate himself and 8 children). He canβt use mushrooms, because those donβt work on the Koopalings (Super Mario Maker 2 isnβt canon). The only way he can boost the strength of his children is using milk. In the spin-offs, he can just buy the milk legally; Bowserβs Kingdom is at peace. In the main timeline, though, Bowser has to resort to kidnapping Peach and forcing her to breastfeed his children. Princess Peachβs precious breast milk helps his children to become more powerful, just like what happened to Mario when he raided those kidsβ refrigerator.
Remember the fan comic of Bowsette? In the original fan comic, Bowser acquires the super crown and immediately turns away from his evil deeds, his murdering and kidnapping replaced by joking and teasing. Thatβs because in the Bowsette fanon timeline, Bowsette has breasts, and he can breastfeed his children himself. Bowser can become the mother they never had.
Now I know what youβre thinking: Peach canβt lactate because she doesnβt have children! Thatβs not true: the photographic evidence is right here:
[https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643](https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643)
Can Bowsette lactate? She is actually a reptile transformed into a humanoid, but it seems that she can:
[https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach](https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach)
I donβt know if there was something I missed, but it seems clear to me that the developers and writers were at least alluding to Peach breastfeeding Bowserβs children.
TL;DR: Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children, but hey, thatβs just a theory, a Game Theory!