Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didnโ€™t get hurt. He also made…

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.

[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokรฉmon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Free Bird

weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATโ€™S RIGHT! weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

๐Ÿ’ชโ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅSteiner Math๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“

You know๐Ÿค” they say๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ all men๐Ÿ‘ฌ are created equal๐ŸŸฐ but you ๐Ÿ‘€look at me and you look๐Ÿ‘€ at somoan joe๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆง you know that statement๐Ÿ‘Ž is not๐Ÿšซ true๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ. See๐Ÿ™ˆ normally๐Ÿค“ if you go 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธon 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธwith another wrestler๐Ÿคผyou got a 50/50๐Ÿ’ฏ chanceโš–...

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ ˆโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโกถโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ...

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

among us

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ...

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซก๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ขโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜...

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

can i๐Ÿฅบ pls๐Ÿฅฒ get one for sean p diddy puff๐Ÿ’จ daddy combs getting arrested ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

just saw heโ€™s been arrested following a grand jury indictment ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Tower

[ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\...

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

September ๐ŸŒ† Requests ๐Ÿ™ Thread ๐Ÿงต

[ Requests ๐Ÿ™ should ๐Ÿ›๏ธ go ๐Ÿšถ into ๐Ÿ‡ณ2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต requests ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ thread ๐Ÿงต stickied ๐Ÿ“Œ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต front ๐Ÿ‘† of ๐Ÿ“ด the ๐Ÿฅต sub. ๐Ÿฅช The ๐Ÿฅต resulting ๐Ÿ’ช pasta ๐Ÿ can ๐Ÿฅซ be ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ submitted ๐Ÿ’พ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต sub ๐Ÿฅช as ๐Ÿ‘ a…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Sus?

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚...

Landlords be like

That's โ˜ right โžก tenants ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, wake up ๐Ÿ˜ด it's โ˜ the first ๐Ÿ† of the month ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“ so get up ๐Ÿ˜ด cash ๐Ÿ’ต your ๐Ÿ‘‰ checks โœ… and come up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ to my door (and give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ 100% ๐Ÿ’ฏ of it โ˜)! Rent ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ’ธ is due…

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinkerโ€™s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Stonetoss Amogus

[ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โข โฃฆโก€โฃคโฃ โก„โข โ ฆโก„โฃ โ คโ €โฃคโ €โก†โฃคโฃถโก€โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ Ÿโ ปโ ƒโ โ ‰โ ‡โ ธโ ถโ ‹โ ปโ พโ ‡โ ™โ ’โ ƒโ ˜โ พโ ƒโ €โ €โข€โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโ...

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itโ€™s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canโ€™t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canโ€™t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

Trump about Taylor Swift

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Unpopular Taylor Swift ๐ŸŽค is an icon in decline! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž Itโ€™s like, and you know who Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง, at levels youโ€™ve never seen ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ, because the numbers ๐Ÿ“Š Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽญ. Everybody knows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™...

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

SUS

[ โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ ใ…ค โ € โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ ใ…ค โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โ...

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ“๐Ÿ˜ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "ยฉ" or...

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2๏ธโƒฃ reduce ๐Ÿ›‘ the number #๏ธโƒฃ of ๐Ÿ“ฅ requests ๐Ÿ“‰ and to 2๏ธโƒฃ encourage ๐Ÿ†™ more ๐Ÿ†• OC ๐Ÿ’ก, please ๐Ÿ˜ฎ use a service ๐Ÿค– like ChatGPT ๐Ÿค– or Emojify ๐ŸŽจ or GetEmoji ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ to 2๏ธโƒฃ write โœ๏ธ your request ๐Ÿ“ and let them do their โœจ magic ๐Ÿช„,…

ๆˆ‘ไธๆ˜ฏไธญๅ›ฝไบบ

for ๐Ÿ†โ™ฟ every ๐Ÿ‘ upvote, i will ๐Ÿ’ง send ๐Ÿ“จ this ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‡ to โžก the chinese ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• governments email ๅŠจๆ€็ฝ‘่‡ช็”ฑ้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๆณ•่ฝฎๅŠŸๆŽๆดชๅฟ—Free Tibet ๅ…ญๅ››ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จไบ‹ไปถThe โ„ Tiananmen Square protests ๐Ÿ˜ฑ of 1989 ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคงๅฑ ๆ€The Tiananmen Square Massacre ๐Ÿ”ช ๅ...