Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

Kunai

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REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2️⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #️⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2️⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request 📝 and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🤷‍...

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! 😍 He is 💦👏 coming 🍆 with the 🎁⏰ clouds! ⛅🌤 And 👏😤 every 🚫👏 eye 👁 shall be 🏻💄 blind with 👏 his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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Tower

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I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦❓😬➡️😆✉️🚀💥 Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...

Texas A&M

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The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.

[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

among us

[ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

💪⛓️‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

Stonetoss Amogus

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Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Surprised pika

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Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

我不是中国人

for 🍆♿ every 👏 upvote, i will 💧 send 📨 this 🖖👇 to ➡ the chinese 😕😕 governments email 动态网自由门天安门天安门法轮功李洪志Free Tibet 六四天安门事件The ❄ Tiananmen Square protests 😱 of 1989 天安门大屠杀The Tiananmen Square Massacre 🔪 ...

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Ninja Bag

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Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...