gave excuse
[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...
Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...
Thank you for the clarification!
Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...
among us
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Source?
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…
Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?
A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...
Help
Can anyone🧑🏾👨🏿👱🏽👩🏽🦳🧔🏽help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🤷🏽♀️🤔? 🥣🐝🔍
I made an Emoji Website for my parrents
So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨👩👧👦❓😬➡️😆✉️🚀💥 Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...
The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.
[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…
Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.
It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…
Texas A&M
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我不是中国人
for 🍆♿ every 👏 upvote, i will 💧 send 📨 this 🖖👇 to ➡ the chinese 😕😕 governments email 动态网自由门天安门天安门法轮功李洪志Free Tibet 六四天安门事件The ❄ Tiananmen Square protests 😱 of 1989 天安门大屠杀The Tiananmen Square Massacre 🔪 ...
Surprised pika
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2B’s announcement
Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…
Free Bird
we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!
Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight
You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody
Every single iOS 17.4 emoji
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Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue
Behold! 😍 He is 💦👏 coming 🍆 with the 🎁⏰ clouds! ⛅🌤 And 👏😤 every 🚫👏 eye 👁 shall be 🏻💄 blind with 👏 his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...
Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍
So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…
Gnawer Story
Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…
“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)
[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…
Landlords be like
That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due…
Just why 🤔
[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧐 an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷♀️
just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮💨
the grand coal mines of yore
Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…
First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website
First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…
best to say this in the nicest way I possible
I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…
Never lie
[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]
Fortnite.EXE
Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…
Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)
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Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:
You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.
POWER
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reddit moment
This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…
Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...
Cute Baphomet head (OC)
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Stonetoss Amogus
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breathign yumyum
Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...
We were featured on John Oliver last night
[ We were featured on John Oliver last night
Kanye west adolf hitler romance story
Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...
REQUEST: Make your own OC
To 2️⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #️⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2️⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request 📝 and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…
Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)
The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…
Deltarune snowgrave route
So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…
Kunai
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can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?
[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.
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[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ)
We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength.
Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeline, something catastrophic happened to the dairy industry. The most dairy ever featured in the main timeline that I can think of were the 11 sheep in Super Mario Odyssey, 6 of which were well protected in Mushroom Kingdom territory. Milk would be a luxury in the main timeline due to the scarcity of farm creatures. Toads don’t lactate, Shy Guys don’t lactate, Koopas don’t lactate, and goombas don’t lactate.
However, there is an exception in some of the spin-offs. You see in Mario Kart Wii that dairy farms like Moo Moo Meadows are flourishing, and in Mario Kart Tour, we can see German Luigi holding a sausage which presumably is made of beef. None of the Paper Mario games are canonical, so I won’t discuss their markets or diets. Mario Golf World Tour has plenty of sheep; Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games takes place in the real world where the dairy industry is fine; Luigi’s Mansion has featured cheese on multiple occasions; Mario Party 2 features Western Land where 4 bottles of milk can be purchased for a total of 20 coins; et cetera. What do all these games have in common? Bowser doesn’t kidnap peach.
Bowser wants his children to grow and become stronger, and in the main timeline, he can’t use the power stars since he has only ever acquired 7 grand stars in his entire career (not enough to accommodate himself and 8 children). He can’t use mushrooms, because those don’t work on the Koopalings (Super Mario Maker 2 isn’t canon). The only way he can boost the strength of his children is using milk. In the spin-offs, he can just buy the milk legally; Bowser’s Kingdom is at peace. In the main timeline, though, Bowser has to resort to kidnapping Peach and forcing her to breastfeed his children. Princess Peach’s precious breast milk helps his children to become more powerful, just like what happened to Mario when he raided those kids’ refrigerator.
Remember the fan comic of Bowsette? In the original fan comic, Bowser acquires the super crown and immediately turns away from his evil deeds, his murdering and kidnapping replaced by joking and teasing. That’s because in the Bowsette fanon timeline, Bowsette has breasts, and he can breastfeed his children himself. Bowser can become the mother they never had.
Now I know what you’re thinking: Peach can’t lactate because she doesn’t have children! That’s not true: the photographic evidence is right here:
[https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643](https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643)
Can Bowsette lactate? She is actually a reptile transformed into a humanoid, but it seems that she can:
[https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach](https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach)
I don’t know if there was something I missed, but it seems clear to me that the developers and writers were at least alluding to Peach breastfeeding Bowser’s children.
TL;DR: Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children, but hey, that’s just a theory, a Game Theory!