2B’s announcement
Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…
Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish
Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
POWER
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Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue
Behold! 😍 He is 💦👏 coming 🍆 with the 🎁⏰ clouds! ⛅🌤 And 👏😤 every 🚫👏 eye 👁 shall be 🏻💄 blind with 👏 his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...
Tower
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The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...
Landlords be like
That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due…
The State of Football (Soccer)
[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…
gave excuse
[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
Trump about Taylor Swift
🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🤷...
All midgets love being oiled
This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...
can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷♀️
just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮💨
Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...
I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can’t 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐦
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Help
Can anyone🧑🏾👨🏿👱🏽👩🏽🦳🧔🏽help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🤷🏽♀️🤔? 🥣🐝🔍
Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight
You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody
First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website
First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...
among us
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AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me
I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…
Texas A&M
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We were featured on John Oliver last night
[ We were featured on John Oliver last night
Kunai
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Deltarune snowgrave route
So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…
Fortnite.EXE
Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…
I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af
I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af
The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...
Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT
Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…
REQUEST: Make your own OC
To 2️⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #️⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2️⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request 📝 and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…
Gnawer Story
Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…
OPPAI POWER
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Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...
Anyone have that ascii where the wojak is raging/crying, and there’s a text box above his head for typing stuff?
[ preferablly its a braille ascii
我不是中国人
for 🍆♿ every 👏 upvote, i will 💧 send 📨 this 🖖👇 to ➡ the chinese 😕😕 governments email 动态网自由门天安门天安门法轮功李洪志Free Tibet 六四天安门事件The ❄ Tiananmen Square protests 😱 of 1989 天安门大屠杀The Tiananmen Square Massacre 🔪 ...
Ninja Bag
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Cute Baphomet head (OC)
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I 🐶am 🤤 the😫 last ⏮ rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼
[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🏖 🌅, painting the sky 🏕🏔 in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👏 purple 🎨. I 🐝♀ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👏 my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🏔 Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…
can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?
[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.
Sus?
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young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e
[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…
Free Bird
we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?
How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…
“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)
[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)
September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵
[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…
Stonetoss Amogus
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Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭
[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…
Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.
It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…
I made an Emoji Website for my parrents
So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨👩👧👦❓😬➡️😆✉️🚀💥 Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ)
We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength.
Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeline, something catastrophic happened to the dairy industry. The most dairy ever featured in the main timeline that I can think of were the 11 sheep in Super Mario Odyssey, 6 of which were well protected in Mushroom Kingdom territory. Milk would be a luxury in the main timeline due to the scarcity of farm creatures. Toads don’t lactate, Shy Guys don’t lactate, Koopas don’t lactate, and goombas don’t lactate.
However, there is an exception in some of the spin-offs. You see in Mario Kart Wii that dairy farms like Moo Moo Meadows are flourishing, and in Mario Kart Tour, we can see German Luigi holding a sausage which presumably is made of beef. None of the Paper Mario games are canonical, so I won’t discuss their markets or diets. Mario Golf World Tour has plenty of sheep; Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games takes place in the real world where the dairy industry is fine; Luigi’s Mansion has featured cheese on multiple occasions; Mario Party 2 features Western Land where 4 bottles of milk can be purchased for a total of 20 coins; et cetera. What do all these games have in common? Bowser doesn’t kidnap peach.
Bowser wants his children to grow and become stronger, and in the main timeline, he can’t use the power stars since he has only ever acquired 7 grand stars in his entire career (not enough to accommodate himself and 8 children). He can’t use mushrooms, because those don’t work on the Koopalings (Super Mario Maker 2 isn’t canon). The only way he can boost the strength of his children is using milk. In the spin-offs, he can just buy the milk legally; Bowser’s Kingdom is at peace. In the main timeline, though, Bowser has to resort to kidnapping Peach and forcing her to breastfeed his children. Princess Peach’s precious breast milk helps his children to become more powerful, just like what happened to Mario when he raided those kids’ refrigerator.
Remember the fan comic of Bowsette? In the original fan comic, Bowser acquires the super crown and immediately turns away from his evil deeds, his murdering and kidnapping replaced by joking and teasing. That’s because in the Bowsette fanon timeline, Bowsette has breasts, and he can breastfeed his children himself. Bowser can become the mother they never had.
Now I know what you’re thinking: Peach can’t lactate because she doesn’t have children! That’s not true: the photographic evidence is right here:
[https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643](https://www.deviantart.com/remmpon/art/Princess-Peach-milking-a-baby-141232643)
Can Bowsette lactate? She is actually a reptile transformed into a humanoid, but it seems that she can:
[https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach](https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/strangehero/bowsette-feeds-peach)
I don’t know if there was something I missed, but it seems clear to me that the developers and writers were at least alluding to Peach breastfeeding Bowser’s children.
TL;DR: Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children, but hey, that’s just a theory, a Game Theory!