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I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

Texas A&M

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💪⛓️‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🫠🙃🙂🥲🥹😊☺️😌😏🤤😋😛😝😜🤪🥴😔🥺😬😑😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥🤐🫡🤔🤫🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱🤨🧐😒🙄😮‍💨😤😠😡🤬😞😓😟😥😢☹️🙁🫤ðŸ˜...

Landlords be like

That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨‍💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Surprised pika

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Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

POWER

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Ninja Bag

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I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🤷‍â™...

OPPAI POWER

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Sus?

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Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

SUS

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I 🐶am 🤤 the😫 last ⏮ rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🏖 🌅, painting the sky 🏕🏔 in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👏 purple 🎨. I 🐝♀ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👏 my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🏔 Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Tower

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How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Help

Can anyone🧑🏾👨🏿👱🏽👩🏽‍🦳🧔🏽help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 🍿riddle 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔? 🥣🐝🔍

among us

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“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷‍♀️

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮‍💨

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦❓😬➡️😆✉️🚀💥 Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...