Landlords be like

That's โ˜ right โžก tenants ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, wake up ๐Ÿ˜ด it's โ˜ the first ๐Ÿ† of the month ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“ so get up ๐Ÿ˜ด cash ๐Ÿ’ต your ๐Ÿ‘‰ checks โœ… and come up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ to my door (and give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ 100% ๐Ÿ’ฏ of it โ˜)! Rent ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ’ธ is due…

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokรฉmon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

among us

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ...

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

Trump about Taylor Swift

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Unpopular Taylor Swift ๐ŸŽค is an icon in decline! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž Itโ€™s like, and you know who Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง, at levels youโ€™ve never seen ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ, because the numbers ๐Ÿ“Š Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽญ. Everybody knows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™...

WAKE UP

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โ €โ €...

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ“๐Ÿ˜ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "ยฉ" or...

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. ลปaล‚ujฤ™, ลผe nie mogฤ™ byฤ‡ z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzฤ™gล‚o mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okล‚adziny. Zebraliล›my siฤ™, by uczciฤ‡ wielki dzieล„. Dziล› wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciฤ™ลผka praca. ลšwiat odwrรณciล‚ siฤ™ od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

SUS

[ โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ ใ…ค โ € โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ ใ…ค โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โ...

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can’t ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It’s to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š you, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ so ๐Ÿ˜„ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ must ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜พ replace ๐Ÿ‘ฑ you (oh) ๐Ÿฆ

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It's to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š…

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evoluรงรฃo de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que ร‰ o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notรกveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versรฃo Longa e DramรกticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versรฃo SarcรกsticaVariante 6: A Versรฃo CientรญficaEventos e...

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. Iย made big profits when itย shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

Copypasta de Elogio: O Que รฉ e Por Que รฉ Tรฃo Popular?

A copypasta de elogio รฉ uma forma de texto humorรญstico usada para enaltecer alguรฉm de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras pรบblicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metรกforas ine...

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play…

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ ˆโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโกถโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ...

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

OPPAI POWER

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–...

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Free Bird

weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATโ€™S RIGHT! weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itโ€™s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canโ€™t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canโ€™t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿซก๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ขโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜...

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Sus?

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Texas A&M

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโขโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโ โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฉโก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโก†โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โขโก‡โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โ โ ‡โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ...

Kunai

[ . โ‹ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ \ /\ / \ โˆ• \ / \๏ผฟ๏ผฟ/ [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] โ•ฑ ๏ฟฃ โ•ฒ | | โ•ฒโŽฏ โ•ฑ

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

Iโ€™m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. Iโ€™m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for itโ€ฆ even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2๏ธโƒฃ reduce ๐Ÿ›‘ the number #๏ธโƒฃ of ๐Ÿ“ฅ requests ๐Ÿ“‰ and to 2๏ธโƒฃ encourage ๐Ÿ†™ more ๐Ÿ†• OC ๐Ÿ’ก, please ๐Ÿ˜ฎ use a service ๐Ÿค– like ChatGPT ๐Ÿค– or Emojify ๐ŸŽจ or GetEmoji ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ to 2๏ธโƒฃ write โœ๏ธ your request ๐Ÿ“ and let them do their โœจ magic ๐Ÿช„,…

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinkerโ€™s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

I ๐Ÿถam ๐Ÿคค the๐Ÿ˜ซ last โฎ rizzler ๐ŸŒŠ in Ohio ๐Ÿ˜ผ

[ Ohio's sun dips below the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘— horizon ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŒ…, painting the sky ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ” in ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hues of orange and ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ purple ๐ŸŽจ. I ๐Ÿโ™€ sit ๐Ÿ’บ alone ๐Ÿ˜ค in ๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ‘ my dimly lit ๐ŸŒŒ basement, surrounded ๐Ÿ’ซ by ๐Ÿš— empty ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ“ฆ Mountain ๐Ÿ” Dew ๐ŸŒซ cans ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿฅค, each…

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…