Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧠an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨â€ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ‘§â€ðŸ‘¦â“😬➡ï¸ðŸ˜†âœ‰ï¸ðŸš€ðŸ’¥ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...

SUS

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POWER

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We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔ðŸ§, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax ðŸƒðŸŽ­. Everybody knows 🤷â€â™...

September 🌆 Requests 🙠Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙠should ðŸ›ï¸ go 🚶 into 🇳2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 requests ðŸ™ðŸ™ thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta ðŸ can 🥫 be ðŸ…±ï¸ submitted 💾 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 👠a…

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

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reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

😀😃😄ðŸ˜ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜…😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰ðŸ˜ðŸ¤©ðŸ¥³ðŸ« ðŸ™ƒðŸ™‚🥲🥹😊☺ï¸ðŸ˜ŒðŸ˜ðŸ¤¤ðŸ˜‹ðŸ˜›ðŸ˜ðŸ˜œðŸ¤ªðŸ¥´ðŸ˜”🥺😬😑ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶â€ðŸŒ«ï¸ðŸ«¥ðŸ¤ðŸ«¡ðŸ¤”🤫🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱🤨ðŸ§ðŸ˜’🙄😮â€ðŸ’¨ðŸ˜¤ðŸ˜ ðŸ˜¡ðŸ¤¬ðŸ˜žðŸ˜“😟😥😢☹ï¸ðŸ™ðŸ«¤ðŸ˜...

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?

A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

I ðŸ¶am 🤤 the😫 last â® rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🖠🌅, painting the sky ðŸ•🔠in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👠purple 🎨. I ðŸâ™€ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👠my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🔠Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can’t 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) ðŸ¦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can't 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Help

Can anyone🧑ðŸ¾ðŸ‘¨ðŸ¿ðŸ‘±ðŸ½ðŸ‘©ðŸ½â€ðŸ¦³ðŸ§”ðŸ½help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 ðŸ¿riddle 🤷ðŸ½â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤”? 🥣ðŸðŸ”

Stonetoss Amogus

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Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2ï¸âƒ£ reduce 🛑 the number #ï¸âƒ£ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2ï¸âƒ£ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2ï¸âƒ£ write âœï¸ your request 📠and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Landlords be like

That's ☠right âž¡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☠the first 🆠of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎠me 👨â€ðŸ’¼ 100% 💯 of it â˜)! Rent 🡠💸 is due…

Tower

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Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ðŸ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

OPPAI POWER

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Surprised pika

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Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

Sus?

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Kunai

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2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...