I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af
I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af
Never lie
[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]
Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ðŸ˜
So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…
Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue
Behold! 😠He is 💦👠coming 🆠with the ðŸŽâ° clouds! ⛅🌤 And ðŸ‘😤 every 🚫👠eye 👠shall be ðŸ»ðŸ’„ blind with 👠his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...
gave excuse
[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.
The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...
Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT
Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…
SUS
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Kunai
[ . ⋠/ | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ / | \ \ /\ / \ ∕ \ / \__/ [___] [___] [___] [___] [___] ╱  ̄ ╲ | | ╲⎯ ╱
Request: your SSN data got leaked
SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit
can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?
[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.
the grand coal mines of yore
Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…
Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.
It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…
I ðŸ¶am 🤤 the😫 last â® rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼
[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🖠🌅, painting the sky ðŸ•🔠in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👠purple 🎨. I ðŸâ™€ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👠my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🔠Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…
Tower
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young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e
[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…
Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)
The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…
I made an Emoji Website for my parrents
So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. 😅📰👨â€ðŸ‘©â€ðŸ‘§â€ðŸ‘¦â“😬➡ï¸ðŸ˜†âœ‰ï¸ðŸš€ðŸ’¥ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "©" or...
can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅ðŸ˜ðŸ¤·â€â™€ï¸
just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮â€ðŸ’¨
Help
Can anyone🧑ðŸ¾ðŸ‘¨ðŸ¿ðŸ‘±ðŸ½ðŸ‘©ðŸ½â€ðŸ¦³ðŸ§”ðŸ½help me with this emoji 😀 movie🎥 ðŸ¿riddle 🤷ðŸ½â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤”? 🥣ðŸðŸ”
Fortnite.EXE
Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…
Just why 🤔
[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧠an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ╠for pee 💦(🟡)
Free Bird
we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!
Gnawer Story
Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…
reddit moment
This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did
Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight
You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody
The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.
[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…
Landlords be like
That's ☠right âž¡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☠the first 🆠of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎠me 👨â€ðŸ’¼ 100% 💯 of it â˜)! Rent 🡠💸 is due…
Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how
[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn
AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me
I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…
“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)
[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)
Surprised pika
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Ninja Bag
. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ | | | | 〇 | | |_______________|____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
2B’s announcement
Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…
Texas A&M
[ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰â¢â¢”â¡°â£â¢”â¡°â£â¢”â¡°â£â¢”â¡°â£â¢”â¡°â£â¢”â¡°â ⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢩⡉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢡⡆⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀â¡â ‰â ‰â ‰â¢±â €â¢â¡‡â¡â ‰â ‰â ‰â¢±â €â ⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀â...
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…
Stonetoss Amogus
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September 🌆 Requests 🙠Thread 🧵
[ Requests 🙠should ðŸ›ï¸ go 🚶 into 🇳2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 requests ðŸ™ðŸ™ thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta ðŸ can 🥫 be ðŸ…±ï¸ submitted 💾 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 👠a…
Trump about Taylor Swift
🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔ðŸ§, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax ðŸƒðŸŽ. Everybody knows 🤷â€â™...
Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?
A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorÃstico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...
Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😠if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬ðŸ˜
[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😠if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…
Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:
You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.
All midgets love being oiled
This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...
Kanye west adolf hitler romance story
Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...
Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)
[ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⢀⣀⣠⣄⢠⠤⣄⣦⢾⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸â...
Deltarune snowgrave route
So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…
REQUEST: Make your own OC
To 2ï¸âƒ£ reduce 🛑 the number #ï¸âƒ£ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2ï¸âƒ£ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2ï¸âƒ£ write âœï¸ your request 📠and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…
best to say this in the nicest way I possible
I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…



