We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

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Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?

A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...

SUS

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POWER

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Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Não Percebo Copypasta

A internet é um verdadeiro campo de diversão para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentários divertidos às interações diárias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de língua portuguesa é o "eu finjo que não percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que não percebo". Es...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Surprised pika

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Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

September 🌆 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. I’m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using “I pee on it” as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

I 🐶am 🤤 the😫 last ⏮ rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🏖 🌅, painting the sky 🏕🏔 in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👏 purple 🎨. I 🐝♀ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👏 my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🏔 Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

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Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow 😍

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

Sus?

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Tower

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can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅😍🤷‍♀️

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮‍💨

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔🧐, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax 🃏🎭. Everybody knows 🤷‍...

💪⛓️‍💥Steiner Math📚📝

You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖...

Kunai

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Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

The State of Football (Soccer)

[ The state of the football at the moment is so distressing to me. As a massive football fan, the amount of money and corruption going around in the sport is just heartbreakingly disappointing. What was once a sport where 22 men on the field duke it out with civility…

Ninja Bag

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Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

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Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokémon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧐 an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2️⃣ reduce 🛑 the number #️⃣ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2️⃣ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2️⃣ write ✍️ your request 📝 and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached 😩🤪 and to remind them to freeze their credit

Stonetoss Amogus

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Landlords be like

That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨‍💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due…

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! 😍 He is 💦👏 coming 🍆 with the 🎁⏰ clouds! ⛅🌤 And 👏😤 every 🚫👏 eye 👁 shall be 🏻💄 blind with 👏 his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...