Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคช and to remind them to freeze their credit

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Copypasta de Elogio: O Que รฉ e Por Que รฉ Tรฃo Popular?

A copypasta de elogio รฉ uma forma de texto humorรญstico usada para enaltecer alguรฉm de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras pรบblicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metรกforas ine...

September ๐ŸŒ† Requests ๐Ÿ™ Thread ๐Ÿงต

[ Requests ๐Ÿ™ should ๐Ÿ›๏ธ go ๐Ÿšถ into ๐Ÿ‡ณ2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต requests ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ thread ๐Ÿงต stickied ๐Ÿ“Œ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต front ๐Ÿ‘† of ๐Ÿ“ด the ๐Ÿฅต sub. ๐Ÿฅช The ๐Ÿฅต resulting ๐Ÿ’ช pasta ๐Ÿ can ๐Ÿฅซ be ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ submitted ๐Ÿ’พ to 2๏ธโƒฃ the ๐Ÿฅต sub ๐Ÿฅช as ๐Ÿ‘ a…

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

Landlords be like

That's โ˜ right โžก tenants ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, wake up ๐Ÿ˜ด it's โ˜ the first ๐Ÿ† of the month ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“ so get up ๐Ÿ˜ด cash ๐Ÿ’ต your ๐Ÿ‘‰ checks โœ… and come up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ to my door (and give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ 100% ๐Ÿ’ฏ of it โ˜)! Rent ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ’ธ is due…

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ“๐Ÿ˜ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "ยฉ" or...

Sus?

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚...

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. Iย made big profits when itย shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃ„โข โ คโฃ„โฃฆโขพโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ...

Help

Can anyone๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝhelp me with this emoji ๐Ÿ˜€ movie๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿฟriddle ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”? ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”

OPPAI POWER

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–...

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

among us

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ...

young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me talking about locards e

[ young Sheldon Bludgeoning Young Sheldon to death as he explains the blood spatter patterns as they paint the wall. I swing over and over again and he keeps mentioning things such as castoff pattern and wounds that indicate blunt force trauma. I finally give up and he mocks me…

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didnโ€™t get hurt. He also made…

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can’t ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It’s to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š you, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ so ๐Ÿ˜„ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ must ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜พ replace ๐Ÿ‘ฑ you (oh) ๐Ÿฆ

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It's to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Tower

[ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\...

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evoluรงรฃo de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que ร‰ o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notรกveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versรฃo Longa e DramรกticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versรฃo SarcรกsticaVariante 6: A Versรฃo CientรญficaEventos e...

Trump about Taylor Swift

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Unpopular Taylor Swift ๐ŸŽค is an icon in decline! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž Itโ€™s like, and you know who Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง, at levels youโ€™ve never seen ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ, because the numbers ๐Ÿ“Š Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽญ. Everybody knows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™...

Texas A&M

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโขโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโฃโข”โกฐโ โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฉโก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโก†โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โขโก‡โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขฑโ €โ โ ‡โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ...

The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years.

[ The minimum drinking age in the United States should be lowered to 12 years for several reasons. First, at the age of 12, children are already allowed to do many things that are considered to be much more dangerous than drinking alcohol. For example, at this age, children are…

can someone PLEASE make a Bevis and Butthead AscII piece!?

[ maybe both separate and one with both them. I would love you forever.

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

SUS

[ โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ ใ…ค โ € โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ ใ…ค โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โ...

All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget ...

WAKE UP

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โ €โ €...

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Stonetoss Amogus

[ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โข โฃฆโก€โฃคโฃ โก„โข โ ฆโก„โฃ โ คโ €โฃคโ €โก†โฃคโฃถโก€โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ Ÿโ ปโ ƒโ โ ‰โ ‡โ ธโ ถโ ‹โ ปโ พโ ‡โ ™โ ’โ ƒโ ˜โ พโ ƒโ €โ €โข€โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโ...

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

Iโ€™m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. Iโ€™m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for itโ€ฆ even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Free Bird

weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATโ€™S RIGHT! weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play…

Never lie

[ad_1] never lie to your parents ​ in the end they find out everything eventualy. ​ the truth hurts. [ad_2]

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokรฉmon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

I ๐Ÿถam ๐Ÿคค the๐Ÿ˜ซ last โฎ rizzler ๐ŸŒŠ in Ohio ๐Ÿ˜ผ

[ Ohio's sun dips below the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘— horizon ๐Ÿ– ๐ŸŒ…, painting the sky ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ” in ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hues of orange and ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ purple ๐ŸŽจ. I ๐Ÿโ™€ sit ๐Ÿ’บ alone ๐Ÿ˜ค in ๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ‘ my dimly lit ๐ŸŒŒ basement, surrounded ๐Ÿ’ซ by ๐Ÿš— empty ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ“ฆ Mountain ๐Ÿ” Dew ๐ŸŒซ cans ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿฅค, each…

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)