2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

Request: your SSN data got leaked

SPECIFICALLY send to one friend who had their data breached ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคช and to remind them to freeze their credit

The Navy Seal Copypasta: Origins, Impact, and Cultural Legacy

Navy seal copypasta

What is the Navy Seal Copypasta?The Origins: Where Did It Come From?Early Spread and GrowthHow Reddit Propelled It to FameRichi Phelps: A Key Figure in Its Spread?Newsworthy Moments: When the Copypasta Crossed Into RealityA Meme with a Dark Side: Misinterpretations and ControversiesThe Many Faces of...

Fire 36 [03/23]

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Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

OPPAI POWER

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–...

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I donโ€™t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.๐Ÿค˜ Donโ€™t play…

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didnโ€™t get hurt. He also made…

Frosty The Snowman (By H.P. Lovecraft)

The darkness of the cosmos is a place filled with horrors beyond one's own imagination, but it is not the foul beasts that lurk amongst the stars that twist my nightmares; nay, it is the horrors created by Man himself, defiling the work of God. It is said that, one…

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine Itโ€™s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you canโ€™t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You canโ€™t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Tower

[ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ยถยถ \_\_\_\_\_\...

Cute Baphomet head (OC)

[ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ ˆโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโกถโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ...

the grand coal mines of yore

Kids these days have it too easy with their cellphones and both of their arms to be able to pop smoke soap balls out of my cocktails. Garry had no parents, we were all orphans, but in a way, we were all like family, brothers in arms, I say! I…

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

๐Ÿ’ชโ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅSteiner Math๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“

You know๐Ÿค” they say๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ all men๐Ÿ‘ฌ are created equal๐ŸŸฐ but you ๐Ÿ‘€look at me and you look๐Ÿ‘€ at somoan joe๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆง you know that statement๐Ÿ‘Ž is not๐Ÿšซ true๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโŒ. See๐Ÿ™ˆ normally๐Ÿค“ if you go 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธon 1๏ธโƒฃโ˜๏ธwith another wrestler๐Ÿคผyou got a 50/50๐Ÿ’ฏ chanceโš–...

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

The Vaporeon Copypasta: An Analysis of its Origins, Variations, and Impact

Vaporeon Copypasta

The Vaporeon Copypasta is a controversial and unsettling text that has become infamous within the Pokรฉmon community. Unlike most copypastas, which are generally humorous or absurd, the Vaporeon Copypasta gained notoriety due to its inappropriate content and bizarre subject matter. Despite its unset...

First of all, I’m not racist — an actual quote about being banned from a website

First of all, I'm not racist. I'm ashamed of it, but they said I committed "racial slur" due to the phrase "black person, wtf?" and I didn't get it very well at the time because I didn't find the actual post or print of the full context, y'know? I was…

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. ลปaล‚ujฤ™, ลผe nie mogฤ™ byฤ‡ z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzฤ™gล‚o mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okล‚adziny. Zebraliล›my siฤ™, by uczciฤ‡ wielki dzieล„. Dziล› wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciฤ™ลผka praca. ลšwiat odwrรณciล‚ siฤ™ od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Trump about Taylor Swift

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Unpopular Taylor Swift ๐ŸŽค is an icon in decline! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘Ž Itโ€™s like, and you know who Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง, at levels youโ€™ve never seen ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ, because the numbers ๐Ÿ“Š Iโ€™m talking about ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰, when really, it was a total hoax ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽญ. Everybody knows ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™...

Landlords be like

That's โ˜ right โžก tenants ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, wake up ๐Ÿ˜ด it's โ˜ the first ๐Ÿ† of the month ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“ so get up ๐Ÿ˜ด cash ๐Ÿ’ต your ๐Ÿ‘‰ checks โœ… and come up ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†™ to my door (and give ๐ŸŽ me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ 100% ๐Ÿ’ฏ of it โ˜)! Rent ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿ’ธ is due…

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

Free Bird

weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATโ€™S RIGHT! weโ€™re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

Help

Can anyone๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝhelp me with this emoji ๐Ÿ˜€ movie๐ŸŽฅ ๐Ÿฟriddle ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”? ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Just why ๐Ÿค”

[ Why ๐Ÿค” is ๐Ÿคจ there ๐Ÿง an emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ for poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ but no emoji โญ• for pee ๐Ÿ’ฆ(๐ŸŸก)

reddit moment

This Subreddit isn't for stupid Gen Zs. Wise Gen Zs, like me, are smart. We don't indulge ourselves in stupid trending stupidity with 2D aliens ripping each other's heads off, and screaming "Amogus" 24/7 like someone who just escaped from the mental asylum. Don't want called stupid, don't act stupid...

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2๏ธโƒฃ reduce ๐Ÿ›‘ the number #๏ธโƒฃ of ๐Ÿ“ฅ requests ๐Ÿ“‰ and to 2๏ธโƒฃ encourage ๐Ÿ†™ more ๐Ÿ†• OC ๐Ÿ’ก, please ๐Ÿ˜ฎ use a service ๐Ÿค– like ChatGPT ๐Ÿค– or Emojify ๐ŸŽจ or GetEmoji ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ to 2๏ธโƒฃ write โœ๏ธ your request ๐Ÿ“ and let them do their โœจ magic ๐Ÿช„,…

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

“Ascii Night” – Starry Night by Van Gogh (OC by me)

[ [https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732](https://twitter.com/venividiascii/status/1374595310845001732)

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

ๆˆ‘ไธๆ˜ฏไธญๅ›ฝไบบ

for ๐Ÿ†โ™ฟ every ๐Ÿ‘ upvote, i will ๐Ÿ’ง send ๐Ÿ“จ this ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘‡ to โžก the chinese ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• governments email ๅŠจๆ€็ฝ‘่‡ช็”ฑ้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๆณ•่ฝฎๅŠŸๆŽๆดชๅฟ—Free Tibet ๅ…ญๅ››ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จไบ‹ไปถThe โ„ Tiananmen Square protests ๐Ÿ˜ฑ of 1989 ๅคฉๅฎ‰้—จๅคงๅฑ ๆ€The Tiananmen Square Massacre ๐Ÿ”ช ๅ...

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that's what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What in the Kaiser's name?" As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on…

Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evoluรงรฃo de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que ร‰ o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notรกveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versรฃo Longa e DramรกticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versรฃo SarcรกsticaVariante 6: A Versรฃo CientรญficaEventos e...

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

Eu Finjo que Nรฃo Percebo Copypasta

A internet รฉ um verdadeiro campo de diversรฃo para memes e copypastas, trazendo humor, sarcasmo e comentรกrios divertidos ร s interaรงรตes diรกrias. Um desses memes que conquistou o mundo de lรญngua portuguesa รฉ o "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo" copypasta, que significa "eu finjo que nรฃo percebo". Es...

WAKE UP

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โ €โ €...

SUS

[ โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ ใ…ค โ € โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ ใ…ค โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โ...

Kanye west adolf hitler romance story

Kanye West and Adolf Hitler were both in a dark, secluded room, their bodies pressed together as they explored each other's bodies. Kanye's hands roamed over Adolf's muscular chest, feeling the contours of his muscles. Adolf moaned softly as Kanye's fingers slipped down to his pants, unbuttoning the...

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! ๐Ÿ˜ He is ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ coming ๐Ÿ† with the ๐ŸŽโฐ clouds! โ›…๐ŸŒค And ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค every ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ eye ๐Ÿ‘ shall be ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’„ blind with ๐Ÿ‘ his glory! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Every ๐Ÿ’ฏ ear ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ shall ๐Ÿ”“๐ŸŽ‰ be ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒˆ stricken deaf to ๐Ÿ˜ค hear ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ‘‚ the thunder of ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ his voice! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Let the&helli...

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things?

How do I get my players to stop urinating on things? Really sorry if this has been asked before. Iโ€™m partially to blame for this. On two separate occasions, my party has successfully solved a riddle/puzzle by using โ€œI pee on itโ€ as a solution. In both situations, urine was…

Thank you for the clarification!

Thank you for the clarification! You are correct that the operating system commonly known as Linux is actually a combination of the Linux kernel and the GNU operating system. The name "Linux" is often used to refer to the entire operating system, including the kernel and the GNU components, but&hell...

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can’t ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It’s to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š you, ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‰ so ๐Ÿ˜„ I ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‘€ must ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜พ replace ๐Ÿ‘ฑ you (oh) ๐Ÿฆ

I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ still ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฝ see your ๐Ÿคด shadows ๐Ÿ•ถ in my room ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš Can't ๐Ÿ’ฆ take back the ๐Ÿฆ love โฃโค that I ๐Ÿ˜‹ gave you It's to ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ the point where ๐Ÿฟ I ๐Ÿ˜Ž love and I ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜Ž hate ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ก you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ And I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ cannot ๐Ÿ‘Š change ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘š…

I made an Emoji Website for my parrents

So, funny story: my parents? Absolute emoji rookies. They'd mix up the most basic ones, and it was... well, let's just say family group chats were a wild ride. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ“๐Ÿ˜ฌโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†โœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ Then, they kept asking me how to type things like "ยฉ" or...

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…