I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

I miss u/shittytranslatorbot. He was funny af

Landlords be like

That's ☠right âž¡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☠the first 🆠of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎠me 👨â€ðŸ’¼ 100% 💯 of it â˜)! Rent 🡠💸 is due…

Free Bird

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THAT’S RIGHT! we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!

I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.

​ In regards to my own being as a living creature whose structure is primarily based on the element known as carbon along with the capacity to process thoughts and understand the world around me, a world which is a result from my understanding and comprehension of reality, I have…

We were featured on John Oliver last night

[ We were featured on John Oliver last night

Box of Newport Cigarettes (OC)

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Sus?

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Ninja Bag

. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ | | | | 〇 | | |_______________|____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

can i🥺 pls🥲 get one for sean p diddy puff💨 daddy combs getting arrested 🤞😅ðŸ˜ðŸ¤·â€â™€ï¸

just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮â€ðŸ’¨

gave excuse

[ i gave excuse to take a day off tommorow at work. isnt that great!!! HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLIDAY TOMMOROW!!

Deltarune snowgrave route

So like in the context of deltarune, theres a route called a snowgrave route where its like genocide but instead of you doing it, its one of the ppl in your party you manipulate to enact it, cause lore and stuff, so in the final battle against this guy, he…

Can someone make ASCII art of this? idk how

[ https://imgur.com/gallery/Mjmicyn

among us

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September 🌆 Requests 🙠Thread 🧵

[ Requests 🙠should ðŸ›ï¸ go 🚶 into 🇳2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 requests ðŸ™ðŸ™ thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪 The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta ðŸ can 🥫 be ðŸ…±ï¸ submitted 💾 to 2ï¸âƒ£ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 👠a…

Sir Axlerod’s monologue in Polish

Witam wszystkich. Żałuję, że nie mogę być z wami w tak uroczystej chwili, niestety, sprzęgło mi dokucza. Wiecie, zaolejone okładziny. Zebraliśmy się, by uczcić wielki dzień. Dziś wynagrodzona zostanie wasza ciężka praca. Świat odwrócił się od aut takich jak my, przestali nas prod...

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

Nice ia made stoty me and my friend did

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying.

The perspective of a snack food must be terrifying. Imagine, for a moment, darkness. Now imagine It’s all you know. A wall of thin, flexible material from which you can’t escape surrounds you at all times, all-encompassing, all-consuming. You can’t move, frozen in place in a strange prison whe...

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help… – Messing around with ChatGPT

Attention all amogus gamers, Rick Grimes is in trouble and he needs your help. He's been trying to get a chug jug and he just can't seem to find one. He's been searching for hours and he's starting to lose hope. But we know that you can help. You're an…

WAKE UP

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I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can’t 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It’s to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) ðŸ¦

I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room ðŸ ðŸš Can't 💦 take back the 🦠love â£â¤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🿠I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😠cannot 👊 change 🔄👚…

Copypasta de Elogio: O Que é e Por Que é Tão Popular?

A copypasta de elogio é uma forma de texto humorístico usada para enaltecer alguém de maneira exagerada e criativa. Ela surgiu nas comunidades online como uma maneira divertida de elogiar amigos, celebridades ou figuras públicas, misturando elementos de carinho com muito exagero e metáforas ine...

Bowser needs Peach to breastfeed his children

[https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ](https://youtu.be/1uDQ8mTYUHQ) We know from this video that in the world of Mario, drinking milk gives magical growth powers and enhances the drinker’s strength. Have you ever noticed a distinct lack of farm animals in the Mario games? It seems that in the main timeli...

Every single iOS 17.4 emoji

😀😃😄ðŸ˜ðŸ˜†ðŸ˜…😂🤣😭😉😗😙😚😘🥰ðŸ˜ðŸ¤©ðŸ¥³ðŸ« ðŸ™ƒðŸ™‚🥲🥹😊☺ï¸ðŸ˜ŒðŸ˜ðŸ¤¤ðŸ˜‹ðŸ˜›ðŸ˜ðŸ˜œðŸ¤ªðŸ¥´ðŸ˜”🥺😬😑ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶â€ðŸŒ«ï¸ðŸ«¥ðŸ¤ðŸ«¡ðŸ¤”🤫🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱🤨ðŸ§ðŸ˜’🙄😮â€ðŸ’¨ðŸ˜¤ðŸ˜ ðŸ˜¡ðŸ¤¬ðŸ˜žðŸ˜“😟😥😢☹ï¸ðŸ™ðŸ«¤ðŸ˜...

OPPAI POWER

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Airplanes are sturdy, well-designed vehicles that are built to withstand a wide range of conditions and hazards. It is highly unlikely that a dragon, or any other mythical creature, could cause significant damage to an airplane.

It is highly unlikely that dragons, if they were real, would be the leading cause of airplane problems. This is because dragons are mythical creatures that do not exist in the real world. Therefore, it is impossible for them to cause any airplane problems, or any other problems for that…

REQUEST: Make your own OC

To 2ï¸âƒ£ reduce 🛑 the number #ï¸âƒ£ of 📥 requests 📉 and to 2ï¸âƒ£ encourage 🆙 more 🆕 OC 💡, please 😮 use a service 🤖 like ChatGPT 🤖 or Emojify 🎨 or GetEmoji 😳😳😳 to 2ï¸âƒ£ write âœï¸ your request 📠and let them do their ✨ magic 🪄,…

2B’s announcement

Waluigi is the only man I would marry, he has the most perfect face and his body is amazing. I would sell everything I own just to have a day with him, let alone a year, a lifetime! I have not stopped thinking about Waluigi the second I realised who…

POWER

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breathign yumyum

Breathing is just like eating for your lungs! When you take a breath, your lungs gobble up some yummy oxygen and then burp out some stinky carbon dioxide. It's the ultimate "inhale the good, exhale the bad" situation! Just remember: without breathing, you'd be a lungless wonder. But don't worry,&hel...

Fortnite.EXE

Fortnite.EXE ctepypasta (do not read at 3AM VERY SCARY!!!) So i loaded up fort nite as usal.... but when i get to the lobby... therr is jonsy! He has black eyes and dark smiling mouth.... when i go to item shop... there is only one item... it is called BLOOD…

💪⛓ï¸â€ðŸ’¥Steiner Math📚ðŸ“

You know🤔 they sayðŸ—£ï¸ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joeðŸ©ðŸ¦§ you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅â€â™‚ï¸âŒ. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1ï¸âƒ£â˜ï¸on 1ï¸âƒ£â˜ï¸with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chanceâš–...

Washington [US]: Study Finds Nasal Spray Might Help With Sleep Apnea

A remedy in development for obstructive sleep apnoea (OSA) confirmed promising results after being tested in people for the first time by using Flinders University researchers. Designed to prevent the narrowing or collapse of the upper airways for the duration of sleep, a key element in OSA, the tre...

Help

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Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play wit me or shi will get ugly fr fr. 💨🚬😭

[ Copy Pasta think their tough talking on Reddit 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don’t play no games. Im from the hood g, I grew up in the slums and my street cred is not to be questioned gang.🤘 Don’t play…

Stonetoss Amogus

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Gnawer Story

Recently I was getting some sleep done when I heard some gnawing or burning. I've heard about gnawers that live inside people's walls and so immediately got my pickaxe to destroy the wall and the gnawer but it was a fire and it burned down my house then the gnawer…

Surprised pika

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Vazio Roxo Copypasta: A Evolução de um Meme de Impacto Cultural

Vazio Roxo Copypasta

O Que É o Vazio Roxo Copypasta?As Origens do Vazio Roxo CopypastaVariedades Notáveis do Copypasta Vazio RoxoVariante 1: Os EmojisVariante 2: A Versão Longa e DramáticaVariante 3: O Texto CompletoVariante 4: Emojis e DramaVariante 5: A Versão SarcásticaVariante 6: A Versão CientíficaEventos e...

Source?

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you…

Shooter coming to my school tomorrow ðŸ˜

So there was this dude that goes to the high school right next to my school, and he posted a video on Facebook of him beating up his cat, then testing his homemade knife proof/bulletproof vest by jabbing himself in the chest, and he didn’t get hurt. He also made…

Frank Reynolds confuses Boca Raton, FL with the African terrorist group Boko Haram, and ships his energy drink to the latter. Frank’s defence:

You got to understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris - that was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating in Africa. I mean it's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram.

best to say this in the nicest way I possible

I’m trying my best to say this in the nicest way I possibly can, so bare with me. I’m just going to say an unfortunate but annoying fact about AI so get ready for it… even though AI can generate aesthetically pleasing images, this is not art. Real art is…

Confessor Cromwell from Fallout 3 dialogue

Behold! 😠He is 💦👠coming 🆠with the ðŸŽâ° clouds! ⛅🌤 And ðŸ‘😤 every 🚫👠eye 👠shall be ðŸ»ðŸ’„ blind with 👠his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the&helli...

Trump about Taylor Swift

🚨🧨💥 Unpopular Taylor Swift 🎤 is an icon in decline! 📉👎 It’s like, and you know who I’m talking about 🤔ðŸ§, at levels you’ve never seen 🚀🌌, because the numbers 📊 I’m talking about 📈📉📉, when really, it was a total hoax ðŸƒðŸŽ­. Everybody knows 🤷â€â™...

AITA for minting my marriage certificate on the blockchain so my wife can’t divorce me

I have been married to my wife for almost ten years. Four years ago, I got into crypto and at first, she was supportive of me. I made big profits when it shot up in price during the pandemic, but I noticed that my wife was not pleased when I started to…

Fire 36 [03/23]

[ Fire 36 [03/23] [embed]https://youtu.be/KYDiPy2uAGI[/embed]

Just why 🤔

[ Why 🤔 is 🤨 there 🧠an emoji 😂 for poop 💩 but no emoji ⭕ for pee 💦(🟡)

Actual quote from the steam game awards from tonight

You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody

I ðŸ¶am 🤤 the😫 last â® rizzler 🌊 in Ohio 😼

[ Ohio's sun dips below the 🅱👗 horizon 🖠🌅, painting the sky ðŸ•🔠in 👈 hues of orange and 👦👠purple 🎨. I ðŸâ™€ sit 💺 alone 😤 in 🕕👠my dimly lit 🌌 basement, surrounded 💫 by 🚗 empty 📦📦 Mountain 🔠Dew 🌫 cans 🤔 🥤, each…