All midgets love being oiled

This argument is an example of a deductive argument. In a deductive argument, the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion. In this argument, the first premise is a general statement (all midgets love being oiled), while the second premise is a specific observation (the midget is being oiled). The conclusion is a specific prediction (the midget enjoys being oiled). Because the premises are intended to guarantee the truth of the conclusion, this argument is an example of a deductive argument. However, it is important to note that the conclusion of a deductive argument must be logically guaranteed by the premises, and this is not necessarily the case in the given argument. The general statement in the first premise is not necessarily true, and it does not guarantee the truth of the conclusion. Therefore, the argument is not a valid deductive argument.