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just saw he’s been arrested following a grand jury indictment 🥂😮‍💨

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You know🤔 they say🗣️ all men👬 are created equal🟰 but you 👀look at me and you look👀 at somoan joe🍩🦧 you know that statement👎 is not🚫 true🙅‍♂️❌. See🙈 normally🤓 if you go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️with another wrestler🤼you got a 50/50💯 chance⚖️ of winning🥇 but I’m 🅰️ 💉genetic freak💪 and I’m not🚫 normal so you🫵 got a 2️⃣5️⃣ percent💯 chance⚖️ at best🤞at beat me😏💯. Then you add ➕🏅Kurt Angle💊 to the mix?🤨⁉️ Your chances of winnin🥇drastically📉 go down🛩️🏙️ See🙈 the 3️⃣way at sacrifice🏟️🩸 you🫵 got a 3️⃣3️⃣ and 🅰️third chance⚖️ of winning🥇. BUT I👁️ got a 6️⃣6️⃣ nd 2️⃣✌️thirds chance of winning cause 🏅Kurt Angle💊 KNOSE👃he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try🏳️💤 So somoa joe🦧 you take your 3️⃣3️⃣ an 🅰️third chance⚖️ minus➖ my 2️⃣5️⃣ percent💯chance⚖️ and you got a 8️⃣ and 🅰️third chance⚖️ of winning🥇 at sacrifice🏟️🩸. BUT then you take my 7️⃣5️⃣ percent💯 chance⚖️ of winning🥇 if we was to go 1️⃣☝️on 1️⃣☝️ and then add➕6️⃣6️⃣ and 2️⃣✌️thirds chance-precents⚖️💯. I got 🅰️hundred💯 and 4️⃣1️⃣ and 2️⃣ thirds chance⚖️ of winning🥇, at sacrifice🏟️🩸. See👀🙈 Mcjoe🍔🦧 the numbers🔢 don’t lie🤥, and they spell🔡 disaster🚨 for you at sacrifice🏟️🩸!

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Behold! 😍 He is 💦👏 coming 🍆 with the 🎁⏰ clouds! ⛅🌤 And 👏😤 every 🚫👏 eye 👁 shall be 🏻💄 blind with 👏 his glory! 😇 Every 💯 ear 👂👂 shall 🔓🎉 be 🚫🌈 stricken deaf to 😤 hear 🔊👂 the thunder of 💿💦 his voice! 😩 Let the ☺💙 men, 🏻 women, 🌮 and 🅱👏 children 👧👶 of the 🔚 Earth come 💦💦 forth 💰💰 to gather and behold the 🚧 power 💪 of Atom! Let 💂🤑 those 🐥😘 who 😤 dwell here in 👏 his 🅱🚹 favored land attend now ⏰🕔 to the words of 🤓🅱 the 🌌 Prophet of 💦 Atom! Come forth 🔛💰 and 🏽 drink 🍸🍸 the 💋🗣 waters of 💦 the Glow, for ✋ this 🍉⬆ ancient 🎶🎶 weapon 🗡⚔ of 👏 war is ☝ our salvation, it is 😓💦 the very ❗ symbol of 🚋😫 Atom's glory! 🕳😇 Let 👍🏾 it 😉 serve as 💰💰 a 🚞⭕ reminder 😡 of 😍🍳 the 👏 Division that has occurred in the ♀😂 past 📟 and the 💦 resplendence of 🚋👯 the promise of 🍌💯 our division in 👏 the ⚕ times to come! 💦 Give 👏👋 your 🏻📉 bodies 🏼🚶 to Atom, my 👑 friends. Release 💰💰 yourself 👈 to his 💦 power, 🔌 feel 💦😫 his Glow, 👀😍 and 🌰 be 🐝🐝 Divided. ➗➗ There shall 📍🎉 be 🐝✔ no ❌ tears, 😭💦 no ♂ sorrow, no 🚫🤚 suffering, 😤 for in 👏👇 the 💦🔥 Division, we 👴 shall 📍 see 👀👀 our 🗣 release from 👉 the 🌫 pain and 🍆💰 hardships of ✝😫 this ✅ world. 🌎🌎 Yea, 👀😀 your suffering 😥😥 shall 📍 exist no longer; 😏🕚 it 🍆💪 shall be washed away 😜🏃 in 🏻 Atom's Glow, burned from 😮💦 you 😈 in the 👱 fire of 🏻 his 💰🙏 brilliance. 🤖🤖 Each 👏 of 🚋 us 🆎 shall 🎉 give birth to a billion stars 🔰 formed from the 🏞🅱 mass 🔨 of 😰🌹 our 👻 wretched and 🅱🙆 filthy 😷😷 bodies. Each of us shall be 🐝 mother and 😇👏 father to 💰 a trillion civilizations. Each 👋 of us shall 📍🎉 know peace, ✌ shall know an end to 💰💦 pain, and 👏 shall 📍🔓 know 😮 Atom in 🍑🏡 his 🎀👇 glory. I urge you, 👈😩 my 🙇 friends -- come, drink with 👏😤 me 💦 and 💦🏽 pray... 🙏 Glorious ✨ Atom, I 👀 give 💦🅱 unto you 👉👈 these 💦♀ feeble bones. I present 🎀 to your 👉 will this ☝🏼 frail 😜 body. 😍💪 I 👁☝ beg of 😰 you to 💦 use me 🍑 as 🏿😏 your 🤖👏 vessel, guide me 🤓👩 to your 😎👏 brilliance, 🤖 divide each particle and give relief to this ☝👈 rotten flesh. Cast the fragile form 💦💦 of 🌈 this ♂ ephemeral body 😂💃 into 🤓 new 👅🤤 life ♀👪 in 😏👏 the forge of your 👈👉 Glow. 😍👀 Atom, come 😽 -- bestow your 🍆 presence 🙇🏽 on your 🍆😍 unworthy servant. We 👨👶 stay ❕ true, until 💯 the 🚪🐗 Day 🌞🌞 of 😕😫 Division -- until 😩 the 😬👏 dawn of 💦 your 👨👀 return ↩ to 💦 His 👦 humble 😤 world. 🌎🌏

That's ☝ right ➡ tenants 👯, wake up 😴 it's ☝ the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓 so get up 😴 cash 💵 your 👉 checks ✅ and come up 🆙🆙🆙 to my door (and give 🎁 me 👨‍💼 100% 💯 of it ☝)! Rent 🏡 💸 is due 📨 in my PO Box 📫 in full 💯 in cash 💵 or cashier's check ✅ only ☝ at 📧 the first 🏆 of the month 🗓🗓🗓, even ☝ on 🔛 weekends 📆 and holidays! 🎄 Your 🫵 maintenance 🛠 orders ☝ for 4️⃣ the last week 📆 are on 🔛 hold 🛑 until ☝ the rent 🏡 💸 is received! 🤑

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I 👈 still 😋😽 see your 🤴 shadows 🕶 in my room 🏠🏚 Can't 💦 take back the 🍦 love ❣❤ that I 😋 gave you It's to 👅😈 the point where 🏿 I 😎 love and I 💰😎 hate 😒😡 you 💦👈 And I 😩😁 cannot 👊 change 🔄👚 you, 💦👉 so 😄 I 🙋👀 must 💰😾 replace 👱 you (oh) 🐦