I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence

I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence, since that’s what Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What in the Kaiser’s name?” As I grab my Pickelhaube and Dreyse needle gun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my cavalry pistol and take aim on the second man, miss him entirely and nail the neighbor’s dog. I have to resort to my C/73 field cannon, “God with us!”, two of the ruffians are shredded in the blast, the shrapnel set off droshky alarms across the street. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on imperial police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Wilhelm I. of Prussia intended.